great

Santa: My computer going crazy.

Banta: Y? Wats wrong?

Santa: I don't have keyboard

but it still gives a keyboard error.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hmari dosti tab khatam hogi

jb 1 GUnga 1 behre ko

cal kr k bATAYEGA

k 1 andhe ne dekha

k 1 langra bhag rha tha

Ganje k peche

us k baal katne k LIe.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sardar: Last night I saw

a boring English movie.

It had no scene nor sound.

Friend: Really?Which movie was it?

Sardar: Please Insert Disc ;)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tarasta hai dil teri aawaz k liye,

Tere mohabat bhare chand alfaaz k liye.

Kardo hume fana apni is ada se,

Tadapte hai hum teri is saza k liye.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Manzilo ki har sadak ap k naam,

Mohabbat ki har ada ap k naam.

Pyar bhari har nigah ap k naam,

Aur aaj labo par ane wali har dua apke naam.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

U may b

waiting 4 Rain

as too much heat

want 2 go out?

Hav a Dance?

Sing happly?

Splash water?

Ryt?

Well every FROG feels like tht!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Lectr:if u hv any doubt,

plz ask me

Srdr:what is d meaning of"i dont know"

Lctr:mujhe malum nahi

Srdr:yahi aapko malum nahi

to aapse kya puchu

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

We Work for Making Better tomorow.

But When tomorow Comes

Instead Of Enjoying,

Again we Start Thinking for Better tomorow.

-Dhirubhai Ambani.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Every time i miss you,

a star falls.

So if you ever look up at the sky

and the stars are gone,

its because you made me miss you too much!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Santa: y do u prefer

prepaid connection ovr postpaid?

Banta: prepaid mein bahut fayda ha,

isme call k bad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Zaruri nahi k jeene ka sahara ho,

jise chaha wo hamara ho.

Doob jaye kashti hamari hume gam nahi,

tamanna hai duubne tak sath tumhara ho.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Love knows no reason

Love knows no lies.

Love define all reason

Love has no eyes

But

Love is not blind

Love sees all

but don't mind.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

During arguments,

Intelligents use Silence

& Stupids use Tongues

& during Discussions,

Intelligents use Tongue

& Stupids use Silence.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Being in ur thoughts is my honour,

being in touch wid u is my happiness.

Seeing u doing well is my satisfaction

n u being my friend is my pride.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

My Smile+My Joy+My pleasure

+My life+My releif+My honour

+My pride=Your 1 sms

ab socho apke sms ki itni kemat hai

to apki kya hogi..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In olden days,

If a student was in d principal's office

it meant he was in trouble!

Nowadays,

It means d principal is in trouble!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

When u miss someone,

The person is defintly special to you,

Right?

But  point is,

If the person is so special,

why to miss him,

Just keep in touch !

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Bina DIL K  PYAAR nahi milta,

Bina SACCHAYI K BHAROSA nai milta.

kuch toh ACCHAYI hum mei ZARUR hogi,

Varna aap jaisa DOST hame kabi nai milta

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aaj,

Kal,

Harpal,

Har samay,

Har waqt,

Maheno,

Salo saal se 1 DIL

tumhare liye dhadakta tha

aur dhadakta rahega

or

wo DIL hai

ur's own Yaar!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Life is what our

thoughts make.

we must be positive.

After all,

no one ever damaged their eyesight

by looking at the

bright side of life.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sardar waiting at bus stop.

One gentlman came there by bike

and asked: "you want lift?"

SARDAR says:"NO thanks,

my house is on ground floor.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Chahe kitni b dur rahe,

par dosti ke silsile kabhi na kam honge.

jab b lage tum tanha ho,

palat kar dekhna,

tumhare saye ki jagah hum honge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Thief with knife:Tera paisa nikal.!

Man:Do u know who I am?

I'm P.Chidambaram the FinanceMinister

Thief:Acchha???To phir MERA paisa nikal.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hamare dil me dhadkan aapki sunayi deti hai,

Ankho mein surat aapki dikhayi deti hai,

Chalte to ham bhi hai,

Jab mudte hai to parchayi  aapki dikhai deti hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

chahe kitna b dur rahe,

par ye silsile pyarke kabhi na kam honge.

jab b lage tum tanha ho,

palat kr dekhna,

tumhare saye ki jagah hum honge

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tujhe bhulkar bhi na bhool payenge hum

Bas yehi ek wada nibha payenge hum

Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin

Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A Bird Sittin On A

Branch Doesn't Get Frightened

By The Shaking Branch

Coz

It Trusts Not the

Branch but

Its Own Wings

Trust Urself Alwayz!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sardar:Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho?

Halwai (Fakar Se):30 Saal Se

Sardar:Badi Sharm Ki Bat Hai

Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mandir Me Thaam Liya Maine Haath Uska,

Aaj Kabu Me Mera Dil Nahi Tha.

Chah Kar B Wo Kuch Kar Na Saki,

Q ke Uske Pair Me Sandle Nahi Tha!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dil K Afsane Hote h Hazar Kahin Romeo Ki Kabr

Kahin Ghalib Ka Mazar

Lakh Juda Karlo Ishq Karne waloKo

Naye Rang Me Lautenge Deewane Har Bar.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kyu mushkilo me sath dete he dost

kyu gam ko bat lete he dost

na rishta khun ka na riwaj se bandha he

phir b jindagi bhar sath dete hai dost

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kuch to jite hai jannat ki tamanna lekar,

Kuch tamannaye jine sikha deti hai,

Hum kis tamanna k sahare jiye,

Ye zindagi roz ek tamanna badha deti hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

KUch beete hue lamhon se mulakat hui.

Kuch toote hue sapno se baat hui.

Yaad jo krne baithe un tamam yadon ko.

To apki hi yadon se shuruat hui

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man: I got a brand new Ford IKON

4 my wife!

Santa: Wow!

That's an unbelievable exchange offer!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Old msgs r deleted when new msgs cum 2 inbox,

old frnds r ignored wen new1 cums.

Never do dis mistake

coz same msgs can be created

but not d same old frnd !!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

zindgi zakhmo se bhari hai,

Waqt ko marham banana sikho,

Harna to hai hi maut ke haton ek din,

Filhal zindgi ko jitana sikhao.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If dentists make films,

d names will be -

*Daant ho na ho*

*Jaanam brush karo*

*Aa ab clean karen*

*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum*.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

            Kis kadar mujhko satate ho tum,

bhul jane pe bhi yaad aate ho tum,

jab bhi khuda se kuch maangta hu,

mere dil ki dua ban jate ho tum.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Santa airhostess se:Aapki shakal

meri biwi se milti hai!

Hostess ne use zordar thappar mara..

Santa forun bola:aadat bhi milti hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

dost ka pyar dua se kam nhi hota,

wo chahe dur bhi ho to gam nhi hota,

pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati hai,

par dosti me pyar kbhi kam nhi hota.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Rishte to sabhi anmol hote hai,

par isse ahmiyat kuch acche log dete hai,

Dil to sabhi ko deta hai khuda,

par isme jagah kuch aap jaise dost hi lete hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Muddat Ho Gyi Tanhaiyo Ko Guzre

Par Ab Bi Ankho Me Khamosi Kyu Hai

Tod Diya Mera Yakin Mohabat Par Jisne

Wo Saks Ab Bi Pyar K Kabil Kyu Hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jindgi ki raaho me ranz o gum ke mele hai,

bheed hai Qayamat ki aur hum akele hai,

ab shabab aya hai to nazre woh churate hai,

bachpane me hum aur woh sath sath khele hai,

unka haal kya hoga yehi gum satata hai,

har taraf andhera hai aur woh akele hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Frndshp is dat sheltering tree

vich covers u wen u r cold vid sorrow,

balms ur soul wen u r hurt in heart

& bandages vid luv wen u bleed inside

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If I hadn't met u,

I wouldn't like u,

If I didn't like u,

I wouldn't love u,

If I didn't love u,

I wouldn't miss u,

But I did,

I do,

and I will.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wo Ajnabi Hai Jane Kab Chor De,

Hawa Ka Kya Pata kab Rukh Mor De.

Hum To Doosre Ka Dil Khush Rakhte Hain,

Magar Doosre Ka Kya Pata kab dil tod de.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

'PATNI CHALISA.'

Namo-namo patni maharani,

tumhri mhima koi na jani,

Hmne smjha tum abla ho,

par tumto sbse bdi bla ho,

Jis din hath me belan aawe,

us din PATI khub chillave,

Sare bed pe PATNI sove,

PATI baith farsh par rove,

Tumse hi ghar MATHURA KASHI,

aur tumse hi ghar Satyanasi,

PATNI CHALISA jo nar gave,

sab sukh chhod param dukh paave.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Pehle tez barish ki tarah sms aate the

fir rimzim sms aane lage

Ab ruk ruk kar bundo ki tarah aa rahe hain

kya aage sukha padne wala hai?

Agar nai to bhejo na.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Keep ur thoughts positve

bcoz they bcum ur words.

keep ur words positve

bcoz they bcum ur actions.

keep ur actions positve

bcoz they bcum ur DESTINY.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ruthe hue ko manana zindagi hai,

Dusro ko hasana zindagi hai.

Koi jeetkar khush hua to kya hua,

Sab kuch haar kar muskurana zindagi hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

POWER OF SILENCE-

A Growing SEED Makes No Sound.

A Falling TREE

Makes Big Noise.

Destruction is Noise!

Creation is Always Quiet!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aaj Bhi Ek Sawal Hai is DIL Me

Pyar Ka Gam Beshumar Hai is DIL Me

Kuch Keh Nahi Pata Ye DIL Magar

Kisi K Liye Bahut Pyar Hai Is DIL Me.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Love is a decision

not an emotion or feeling,

that if made from the heart

will outlast anything...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Always do not wait

for ur second opportunity

Because, it may be harder

than the first one...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Waves are inspiring,

not because they rise and fall,

but because each time they fall,

they never fail to rise again.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

dariya ke us paar koi rehta hoga,

tumko yaad karke koe tadpta hoga,

dil par hath rakh kar sochna

tumhare liye koe marta hoga.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

True Love Song:

Bazigar o Bazigar,

Teri Papa ko Razi Kar

ooo tune dil mera toda,

maine fevicol se joda,

mera fevicol ka paisa vapas kar.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dosti ki hai kabhi BHULNA nahi,

Apna Gum kabhi hamse CHUPANA nahi,

Jitna bhi SATANA hai SATAO,

Lekin is RISHTE ko kabhi THUKRANA nahi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Koi Dikah Ke Roay Koi Chupa Ke Roay

Hamein Rulane Wale Hameain Rula Ke Roay.

Marne Ka Maza To Tab Hai

Jab Qatil Bi Janaze Pe Aa Ke Roye.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Each drop of a Tear is Costly

than anything in World

But,

No 1 knows its value

until they have it in their own eyes 4 Sm1.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Lovely friendship quote..

A good friend never allows u

to do stupid things

.

.

.

.

.

alone :)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

God ne tuje bheja to bheja,

lekin behja to ese bheja

ki behje me bheja hi nahi bheja,

ye muje kisi ne bheja

isliye mene tujko bheja.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Bus 1 Zara Khayal Is Dosti Ka Tha,

Wrna Bohut Gila Teri B Rukhi KaTha.

MujhKo Lga Mai B Teri Zindgi M Hun,

ParYe To KoiDhoka Meri Sadgi Ka Tha.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST" aaya hai

muskan aur mehak sath laya hai

Barso tak thi jise pani se"ALLERGY"

Woh aaj "LUX" nahaya hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Achhe kapde pehente ho.

aur pure style rakhteho.

dil me gussa aur face pe

smil rakhte ho.

Naak pochna ata nahi

aur hath me mobile rakhte ho

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Phul kabi 2 bar nai khilte

Janam kabi 2 baar nai milte

Yu milneko to mil jate hai log hazaro

magar dilse chahne wale insan barbar nahi milte

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Santa- Oye tera ek Daant Neela kaise ho gaya.

Banta- Yaar maine Ink lagayi hai.

Santa- Vo kyon.?

Banta- Yaar BLUETOOTH ka zamana hai na.!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Full stop isnt d real end

Coz v can form a sentence aftr tat.

Likewise,in life Failure isnt d real end

Its d real beginning of success

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aaj se sabhi raah aasaan ho gaye,

Do jism aab to ek jaan ho gaye,

Jabse woh is dil ke mehman ho gaye,

Is dil ke poore sare armaan ho gaye...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

KANCH K TUKDO PE CHLA NAI KRTE

DIL KI BAT HR 1KO KHA NAI KRTE

ASHIQ B JLTE HAI HMARI DOSTI DEKHKR

KYUNKE HUM JAISE DOST HR 1KO MILA NAI KRTE

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

EK SHABD ME KYA TARIF KARU AAPKI

AAP SHABDDO ME KAHA SAMA PAOGE

BAS INTA JAANLO K JAB BAAT CHALEGI PYAR KI

MERI ANKHO ME AAP HI NAZAR AAOGE.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sirf risto ke bandhan ko viswas nahi kehte,

Har aansu ko jazbaat nahi kehte,

Kismat se mile ho zindgi me,

Aisi dosti ko Ittefaq nahi kehte.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mohbat k bina zindgi fizool he

Pr mohbat k b apne usool he

Kehte he milti he mohbat me bahut ulfate

Pr jab ho jae mohbat to sab kabool he.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Our lives r always so hectic

wid little time 2 spare.

But days get brighter

wen U get a msg from sum1  saying..

"Dear, I still CARE 4 U"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Fact of d life:

Whenever we find the key to success,

Some idiots change the lock..

So, forget the key.

Learn to break the doors!

Then u will rock!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jaan kar bhi wo mujhe jaan na paye

Aaj tak wo mujhe pehchaan na paye

Khud hi karli bewafai humne

Taki mer pyaar par koi ilzaam na aye!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Beshak thoda intzar mila hamko

par duniya ka sabse haseen yaar mila hamko

Na rahi tamanna ab kisi jannat ki

teri DOSTI me vo pyar mila hamko

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Eyes speak more wen a heart starts

listening 2 sum1 silently

& life seems 2b more exciting

wen sum1 starts reading those eyes silently.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Purana loha,plastic,bhangar becho.

tute fute saman becho,

plastic ke dibbe becho,

akhbar becho,

un paiso se

BLANCE DALVA K MSG TO BHEJO

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dosti Ka Rishta Do Anjano Ko Jod Deta Hai,

Har Kadam Par Jindagi Ko Naya Mod Deta Hai,

Wo Saath Dete Hai Tab,

Jab Apna Saya Bhi Saath Chod Deta Hai..!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Haath jo thama toh chhodna ata nahi,

vada jo kiya toh todna aata nahi.

Dost toh aap hamesha rahenge,

kyunki dilo se khelna mujhe aata nahi..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The Moment You Think Of Giving Up,

Think Of The Reason Why You Held So Long.

DO Or DIE Is An Old $aying,

DO IT BEFORE YOU DIE Is The New One.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dil se dil ka sauda na karna,

raat bhar kisiki yaad me na

gujarna,agar zindgi sukun se

gujarni ho tho kisi se

 jaan se  zyada pyar na karna.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aaj unko maine khafa ker diya

Aisa laga jaise khud se daga ker diya

Unhe kaise manau

Sochte rahe din raat

Aaj aansuo ne b aane se mana ker diya.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai.

Na aane ke bhi had hoti hai.

Bhul jane ki bhi ek had hoti hai

ek sMs karde jalim

paisa bachane ki bhi had hoti hai..!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The world's most happiest friends

never have the same characters.

they just have the best understanding

of their differences.. :-)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Pyar Kabhi Na Karna Pardesi Se

Rote Rote Naina Thak Jayenge

Pyar Karna Hamesa Padosi Se

Roz Khidki Se Darshan Ho Jayenge..!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Vo karte hai baat ishq ki,

Par ishq ke dard ka unhe ehsas nhi.

Ishq vo chand hai jo dikhta hai sab ko,

Par use paana sab ke bas ki baat nhi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Bus k piche likha tha

Agar Khuda ne Chaha

to Manzil tak Pahucha Dunga,

Agr Chuki Nazar

to Khuda se hi Milwa Dunga.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mere ankho ko $apne phir dikha gya koe,

bujhti saso ma mehak phir jga gya koe,

kia A sach much pyar he,

ya ullo phir se bana gaya koe.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hum Wo Nai Jo Bhul Jya Krte He,

Hum Wo Hai Jo Nibhaya Krte He,

Dur Rehke Milna $hyad Mushkil Ho,

Par Yad Banke Saso Me Bus Jya Krte He.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Woh mulakat kuch adhuri si lagi

pas hokar bhi duri si lagi,

hothon pe hasi ankhon me nami,

pehli bar kisi ki dosti itni zaruri si lagi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Under the sky so blue,

I met some1 so true,

Now d world seems so new,

A rare gem among d few,

My love & dat's U.!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Din Tere Khyal Me Gujar Jata He,

Raat Ko Bhi Khayal Tera He Aata He.

Kabhi A Khyal I$ Tarah Bad Jata HE

Ki Aaine Me B Tera Chehra Nzar Aata HE.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dusro pe jalne wale kafur hote hai,

naak me gane wale surur hote hai

sms king to hum he rahege or,

Aap jeise log to kanjoos hote hain.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dil ko Dil samjo to ishq kro,

Dard ko Dard samjo to Mohbat kro,

Wade ko Wada samjo to pura kro,

or humko apna samjo to 1 Pyara sa SMS karo..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Arz kiya hai : Agar kar leti

IsHq humse vo,

uski raaton ki neend ud jaati,

isi bahane raat ko padti rehti,

kam se kam uski comparment to na aati.

Wah! Wah!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A candle comes 2 our memory

only on power cut.

Similarly,

A friend can bring d feel

of dat flame during ur troubles.

Hope I m a candle 2 U.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ishq Karke Uska Intezar Hi Paya hai,

Tanhai Me v Har Baar Use Hi Paya hai.

Mil Jaye Agar Khuda To Puchenge zaroor,

Kyun Tune Sirf hume hi aazmaya hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kafan meri armano ki kafi rangin hai,

chitah to khoon ki hai zakham sangin hai.

aasman royi na hawa kuch keh saki,

meri aansuo ki gawah yeh geeli zamin hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Buying a notebook

Rs.30

refill-Rs.6

pencil-Rs2

But d joy of

not finishing homework

n standin outside

"Priceless".

There r sum things

money cant buy..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Badla jo Waqt,Gehri Dosti Badal Gayi,

Suraj Dhala To Saaye ki Surat Badal Gayi,

Ek Umar Tak mai Uski Zarurat Bana raha,

Phir yun Hua ke Uski Zarurat Badal Gayi.

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Jab 1-1 phool uda le gayi hawa

Us din bahar ko mere ghar ka pata chala

Utha le chale hame jab 4 log

Us din mere yaar ko mere pyar ka pata chala.

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Har nami mei kuch kami to rahegi,

Ankhe thodi shabnami to rahegi,

Zindagi ko aap kitna b saawariye,

Bin hamare koi na koi kami to rahegi!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Pyar kare use koi maaf nhi krta,

koi uske sath insaaf nhi krta,

Log pyar ko paap to kehte he,

par kon aisa he jo ye paap nhi krta?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Har mode par shuruwat ho sakti hai

kabhi bhi khin bhi baat ho sakti ha

mana ki bahot door ho aap

aankhe band karo to mulakat ho sakti hai,

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Beauty & colour may atract eyes,

bt only a smile apeals 2 the Heart.

So keep wearing dat smile on ur Face.

Wishing miles of smiles in your life..!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Morning is God's way

of saying 1 more time...

Go, Live life, Make a difference,

Touch one's heart,

Encourage 1's mind

Inspire 1's soul

&

Enjoy the day!!!

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Mausam k badalne ka intzar nhi krte,

aandhiyo k rukne ka intzar nhi krte.

yaad kar lete he roj hum apne kuch khas dosto ko,

unke yaad krne ka intzar nhi krte.

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Ab Hogaya Jo Hona Tha,

Bas Itna Hi Mujhko Rona Tha,

Jis Dil Me Rahe Ho Tum Saalo Se,

Wo Tumhare Liye To Ek Khilona Tha.

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Kash koi mujhpar v haq jatata

Meri ankhon ko apne hanto se chupata

Jab main puchta koun ho 2m

Muskura kar apne aap ko meri jaan batata.

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Success isn't a matter of being d best

& winning d race.

Success is a matter

of handling d worst

& still finishing d race.

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Santa: DOCTOR, AAPKO TAANKE LAGANE AATE HAI.

DOC: HAA AATE HAI,KAHA LAGANE HAI?

Santa: YE LO MERI CHAPPAL PE LAGA DO.

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Sharabi nashe mei ek pair footpath

aur ek sadak pe rakh k ja raha tha.

Man: Itni kyu pee hai?

Sharabi: Acha pee hui hai?

Apun socha ki apun langda ho gya hai!

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Ae sanam Tera Haseen Naam Acha Lagta Hai

Tere Sath Se Ye Chaand Acha Lagta Hai

Log Kehte He Tere ishq Main Pagal Mujh Ko

Aur Mujhe Ye Ilzaam Acha Lagta Hai

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Khusnasib hai ye baadal,

Jo dur rehkar bi zami par baraste hai,

Aur ek badnasib hai hum,

Jo ek hi duniya me reh kar bi milne ko TARASTE hai.

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2 best lines:

Luv ur luv so much dat

u Dont have to ask,

'Wid whom u were?'

n

Trust ur friend dat much dat

u Dont have to tell,

'Dont tell dis 2 any1'

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Jo hukum karta he wo ilteja bi karta he

Ye Asma bi jake kahi jhukta he,

Tu agar bewafa he to ye bhi sun le,

Mera intzar koi aur bi karta hai

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Santa: Yaar tumne school Ana kyu chhod diya?

Banta: Yaar actually mere

Dad keh rahe the ke 1

jagah bar-bar jane se

izzat kam ho jati hai!!

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Ye Haste Muskurate Mousam Jahan Honge

A Dost Janlo Hum Waha Honge

Ab Aao Hum Ye Zindgi G Le

Kal na Jane 2m Kaha aur Hum Kaha Honge.

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Jitna aazmana hai hume aazmalo,

Shikwa tujhse hum kabhi na karenge,

Tumhe kal bhi chahte the aaj bhi chahte hai,

Tujhse har dam wafa hum karenge.

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Masjid ki namaz ya mandir ki dua ho tum,

Ho khuda ka tohfa ya khud khuda ho tum,

Ae mere Rab khud hi karo faisla,

Dil mein rehte ho tum ya dil ki jagah ho tum.

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Tanhai me bhi kehte hai log,

jara mehfil me jiya karo.

Pemana leke bitha dete hai mekhane me,

aur kehte hai jara tum kam piya karo!.

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Life is nt jst waiting 4 sm1

who is made 4U.

bt life is living 4 sm1

who lives coz of U!

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Pani se tasvir kaha banti he,

khwabo se takdir kaha banti he,

kisi ko chaho to sacche dilse,

kyunki ye zindgi phir kaha milti he.

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Macher ne 1 aadmi ko din me kaata.

Aadmi ne kaha: Tum to raat me

kaatte ho na?

Macher:Ha yaar par, Ghar ke halaat kharab

hai, isliye overtime kr raha hu.!

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Subah ki haseen kiran mil jaye

jise yad kiya wahi hakikat me mil jaye

fir se bana do ret se koi ghar

kya pata wo purane din phir se mil jaye

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Meri pehchan bas naam hi sahi,

yaad na aaye tumhe itne badnaam to nahi.

hume bhul jana majburi hi sahi,

magar sachmuch bhul jao ye zaruri to nahi.

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Hame apne dost pr vishvas hai.

Wo dur hoker bhi  paas hai.

Kuch der pehle maut aai or chali gai boli

'are majbur hu jana hoga,

tere dost ki dua tere sath hai'

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Don't make ur heart like a garden

so that euerybody walks in it.

Bt let it be like d sky

which everybody wishes to touch

bt only moon can stay in it !

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Pehchan to meri bhi koi nhi,

Pata nhi Q phir bhi log mujhe pehchante hai.

Mohabat to mujhe bhi unse bahut hai,

Pata nhi Q unke alava sabhi ye jante hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Kabhi kabhi dil udaas hota hai,

halka sa aankhon ko ehsas hota hai.

chhalakte hain mere bhi ankhon se aansu,

jab aapke door hone ka ehsas hota hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Life survives on changes

so instead of avoiding it.

Take every change as a challenge.

Either it will give you success

or will teach you how to go about it.

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Thought:-

Try 2 make everything urs,

until & unless its nt others.

Try 2 leave evrythng 4 others

until & unless its nt urs.

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Apna Bhi Dard Mujhko Mere Razdar De,

Kuch Apni Zindagi Pe Mujhe Ikhtiyar De,

Aisa Na Ho Ki Kal Tu Mera Saath Chhod De,

jitna nibha sake mujhe utna hi pyar de.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Apki dosti ko palko pe sajayenge,

Jab tak zindagi hai har rasm

nibhaenge,

Dene ko to kuch nahi hamare pass,

Par apki khusi mangne khuda ke pass

jaroor jaenge.!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kar K Aankhe Nam,Kya Dikhana Chahti He Zindgi?

Dekar Itne Gum,Kya Sikhana Chahti He Zindgi?

Pehle Mila Kar Fir Taqdeer Me Likh Deti He Judaai,

Ye Dard-E-Dil Se Hume Kya Mitana Chahti He Zindgi.

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Aarzu Me Tere Deewane Ho Gaye,

Tuzhe Dost Banate-Banate Begaane Ho Gaye,

Kar De Ek SMS Is Naacheez Ko,

Teri Bhi Bakwaas padhe Zamane Ho Gaye

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Kabhi kabhi dosti me duriya aa jati hai

kabhi kuch mazburiya aa jati hai

In duriyo ka aana v jaruri hai

ye duriya hi to sachi dosti ka ehsaas dilati hai.

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Jab ho zarurt to koi sahara nhi ata,

bagair rat k asman me sitara nhi ata.

abhi waqt h thamlo hamari dosti ka hath,

aisa dost zindagi me dobara nai milta.

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Dhal gayi shaam wo hi raat aa gayi,

phir se tanhai me khone ki baat aa gayi.

abhi to baithe hi the taaron ki panah me,

chand ko dekha aur aapki yaad aa gai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Apna Bhi Dard Mujhko Mere Razdar De,

Kuch Apni Zindagi Pe Mujhe Ikhtiyar De,

Aisa Na Ho Ki Kal Tu Mera Saath Chhod De,

Jitna Nibha Sake Mujhe Utna Hi Pyaar De..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Bikhre hai Ashk koi Saaz nahi deta,

Khamosh hai Sab koi Aawaz nahi deta,

Kal ke Waade Sab karte hai,

Magar Kyu Saath Mera Koi Aaj nahi deta.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Son:Me School nahi jaunga.

Mom:kyu?

Son:Naukri krunga.

Mom:4th Class padhkar kya Kaam karoge?

Son:3rd Stndrd k Ladkiyo ka tution lunga.

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Dost hote nhi bhul jane k liye,

zindagi milti hai dost banane k liye,

hamse dosti rakhoge to itni khushi denge,

k waqt nhi milega aansu bahane k liye.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Msjid Ki Namaj Ya Mndir Ki Dua Ho Tum

Ho Khuda Ka Tohfa Ya Khud Khuda Ho Tum

Dost Khud Hi Karo Faisla

Dil Me Rehte Ho Ya Dil Ki Jagah Ho Tum

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Nakam koshis kiya karte hain

Hum hai k unse ulfat kiya karte hain

kudrat ne taqdir me 1toota taara nai likha

hum hain k chand pane ki arzoo kiya karte hain.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jiska ek smile par hai duniya fida..,

Jis se dil na hona chahe juda..

Jiska style hai

la-jawaab..

UNHI  ka sms padh rahe hai aap janab!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jaane kab sms send karoge.

Send ke  button pe

kab apna angoottha bend karoge,

Ab tak bahut balance jama kiya,

kab apni  kanjoosi ka

"THE  END", karoge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Far or near

u r my dear.

Young or old

u r my gold.

East or west

u r my best.

Ugly or cute

u r my sweet.

Start or End

u r my FRIEND.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mein bilkul Sharef ho gya hu

1 Ladki k karib ho gya hu

Uske Paas mere dil k Chabi hai

Vo Meri aakhri Dilruba

Aur Tumhari 25vi Bhabhi hai

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Hichkiyo Ka Aana Ye Batata Hai,

Koi Hume Yad Karke Khud Ko Rulata Hai,

Dil Nahi Samajta Par Ye Sach Hai,

Shiddat Se Hume B Koi Yad Aata Hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Sab kuch hai Pr dil ki dawa nahi

Dur mujhse hai Pr mein khafa nahi

Malum hai ab bhi chahti hai mujhko

Vo thodi ziddi hai Pr bewafa nahi.!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kisiko itna chahat de na paye

Asmako zami par la na paye

ye dil hito tha jokisi pr aya h nahi,

Carvan tha mere sth,

Humhi kadam mila na paye.

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Safar mohabbat ka chalta rahe ,

suraj chahe har shaam dhalta rahe,

 kabhi na dhale gi apni dosti ki subah

chahe har rista rang badalte rahe

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Meri maut ke baad kasam hai tumhe

meri kabr pe mat aana.

Kyo ki

.

Kyo ki

.

Maine suna hai tum

Agarbattiyan churate ho.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Har Yug Me Aisa Hota Hai,

Har Student Ishq Me Khota Hai.

Padhai Reh Jati Hai Sirf Dikhave Ki,

Aur Fir Haal-E-Dil

Mark Sheet Par Bayan Hota Hai.

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Jab b yaad kro Pyaar se krna,

Jb b muskurana Dil khol k muskurana,

Jb b rona zra kam hi rona,

Magar jb kisi ka Dil todna zra soch k todna.

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Agar bill gates ki mummy

bore ho gayi to usse kya kahoge???

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Ans : MotherBoard

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Boss:Ek acha mirror leke aao

jisme mujhe mera face dikayi de

Santa: Boss nhi mila me.

sab dukan me gya par sab me

mera hi face dikhayi diya.

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Santa ko blank msg aaya

santa ne usi number par

cal kiya aur kaha

.

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.

Oye yaar!

Tumhe pata hai?

Tumhare mobile ki ink

khatam ho gayi hai.

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*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GAM

Mere Sms N Honge Kam.

KABHI ALVIDA NA  KAHNA

Sms Kerte Rehna.

DHOOM2

Mere Sms Pad Kar Jhoom 2.

PHIR HERA PHERI

Ab Sms Ki Bari teri.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aankhe b meri palko se sawal karti hai,

har waqt aapko hi yaad karti hai,

jab tak na dekhle aap ka msg.

Tab tak wo msg aane ka intezar karti hai. 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Suraj Se Roshan Hai Sara Jahan,

Hamein Ek Diye Ki Talash Hai,

Hamare Paas Logo Ki Kami Chahe Ho,

Par Door Hamara Bhi Koi KHAAS Hai.

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Humein unki ebadat se fursat nahi milti ,

log na jane kisko khuda kehte hain ,

dil mein rakha hai unko,

log na jane kyon juda kehte hain

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Hum Wo Nai Jo Bhul Jya Krte He,

Hum Wo Hai Jo Nibhaya Krte He,

Dur Rehke Milna $hyad Mushkil Ho,

Par Yad Banke Saso Me Bus Jya Krte He.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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VO APNE DARD RO-RO KER SUNATE RAHE

HAMARI TANHAIYO SE AANKHE CHURATE

RAHE AUR HAME BEWAFA NAAM MILA

KYUKI HUM HAR DARD MUSKURA KER

CHHUPATE GAYE

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$irf Tum Hi Ho Zindagi Me

Par Me Tumhe Pa Nai Sakta.

Rahega Dukh Hamesha Tumhe Na Pane Ka,

Par Apni Khushi K Lye Tumhe Rula Nai Sakta.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Police arrested me 4killing a girl

Sachi I dint kill her

I jst askd her WIL U MARRY ME?

Or wo khushi k maare mar gyi.

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Unko apni jaan ka salaam likhenge,

dil ki kitab mein apna armaan likhenge,

kash hamein mil jaye aasman ki hukumat,

sitaron ki jagah unka naam likhenge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Being Perfect Person is like being GOAL KEEPER.

No matter how many goals U SAVE.

People will remember only once U MISSED.

TRUTH OF LIFE !

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Yado ki barsat lye

Duao ki soghat lye

Dil ki gehrae se

Chand ki roshni se

Pholo k kaghaz per

Aap k lye sirf 3 lafz

'I Miss U'

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Dosti Ka Rishta Do Anjano Ko Jod Deta Hai,

Har Kadam Par Jindagi Ko Naya Mod Deta Hai,

Wo Saath Dete Hai Tab,

Jab Apna Saya Bhi Saath Chod Deta Hai..!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Galti se pyar kar baithe nadan the,

Uski aadat aur fitrat se anjan the.

Waqt ne hame khilona bana diya,

Varna hum v mehfilo ki shaan the.

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Samay ki dhara k sath chalte hai,

Isi ada pe to log marte hai,

SMS ki duniya k hum betaj badshah hai,

isliye sab hume SMS karne se darte hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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An Ironical fact:

In d primitive societies,

nobody had a WATCH & evry1 had TIME.

Butin d present societies,

evry 1 has a WATCH,

bt nobody has TIME.

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Subah bankar zindgi sajte ho,

Pehli kiran k sath man me chale ate ho,

Muskurakar mere pyar ko mehkate ho,

Dil me rehte ho ya dil churate ho.

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*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

aaj phir mazaar pe diya jala gayA,

mujko jagakar jane kahan chala gya.

chori thi duniya ki khush rahega wo,

aanso gira k kabr pe mujko rula gaya.

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Hum woh phul hai jo roz roz nai khilte,

A wo hont hai jo kabi nai silte,

Hum $e bichro ge to ehsas hoga,

Hum wo dost hai jo roz roz nai milte.

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Aaj fir 1 pal khoobsurat he,

Dil me bas teri hi surat he,

Kuch bhi kahe dunia hame koi gam nai,

Dunia $e zyada hame tri zarurat hai.

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Jiski stupid baate bhi lagtiho cute

Sacha lagta hai jiska har jhuth

Jiske sath ladte hue bi ajaye smile

Use kehte hai frnd wid Rocking style

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Bhar Kr Tasveer-E-Yar Ankho Me,

Hum Ne Intezar Me Ankhe Bndh Karli.

Zara Der Se Jo Ayi Unke Badan Ki Khushbu,

To Humne Khud Se Sanse Juda Kr Li.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Agar talash karo to koi mil hi jayenga,

Magar humari tarah dosti kon nibhayega.

Mana kami nahi tumhe dosto ki,

Magar kya humari jagah kya koi le payega?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Har ek lamhe ka hisaab liya,

zindagi ko yun benaqaab kiya.

tanha-tanha jo pal guzare they,

teri yaadon se unhe phir aabad kiya.

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Ye shayari likhna unka kam nahi,

Jinke diL ankho me basa karte h!

Shayari to wo sakhs likhte hai,

Jo sharab se nahi KALAM se nasha karte he!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Today wrap a rainbow of Joy in ur heart,

let d sun paint a Smile on ur face,

remove all clouds of doubt n fears

n may u simply have a Beautiful day!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

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Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai

Per "Shamu" Nahi Sota Hai.

Wo Jagta Rehta Hai..

Kyu Jagta Rehta Hai..

Bolo Kyu???

.

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.

.

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Are Wo Watch Man Hai!

Apni GK sudharo!!!!

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Life me kabhi compromise krna pade to

don't hesitate kyo ki

"Jhukta wahi he jisme jaan hoti hai,

Akad to murde ki pehchan hoti hai.

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Jana kaha tha or kaha aa gaye,

Duniya me ban kar mehman aa gaye.

Abhi to zindagi ki kitab puri padhi bhi nahi,

aur jane kitne imtihan aa gaye.

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Learn to love the people

who are in love with

someone else,

because.....

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This is the only way

to make love triangles !

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Without crossing the worst situations,

no one can touch the best corners of life.

So always taste worst situation

for the best results.

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Is pal ki tanhai se,

es dard ki gehrai se

ye dil kuch baat kar raha hai.

Zra samjho in fizaon ki juban ko,

tumhe koi apna yaad kar raha hai

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Teacher- Aaj tum late kyu aaye?

School 7 baje shuru hota he.

Ram - Sir, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo,

School shuru karwa dia karo.!!