nice

Wen u thnk u hv no chance of gtng wat u wnt,

u probably wont gt it.

Bt if u believe in urself,

probably.. sooner or later,

u will gt it..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Armano ki sej par dosti ne karwat li hai,

Aapke dost ne aapko ye kasam di hai.

Juda ho ke bhi juda na hona

Warna log kahenge,

Ek dil ne dhadkan Ki jaan li hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Life is not worth living

until you have someone to die for.

And life is not worth dying

once you have someone to live for.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The Best friendships

Doesn't come when ur 2gether,

it comes when ur apart

N U realise that Despite the Distance,

frndship still survives.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Every relation is like a cardiogram..

It always has an up & down graph..

If its steady it dies..

So accept its up & down positively..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Pyaar ki kami ko pehchante he hum,

Duniya ke gamo ko bhi jante he hum,

aap jaise DOST ka sahara he,

tabhi to aaj bhi haskar jeena jante he hum.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aur Koi Gham Nahi Ek Teri Judayi Ke Siwa,

Mere Hisse Me Kya Aaya Tanhayi Ke Siwa,

Yun To Milan Ki Raatein Mili Beshumar,

Pyaar Me Sab Kuch Mila Shehnai Ke Siwa.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hausle zindagi k dekhte hai,

Chalo kuch roz jee k dekhte hai!

Baarisho se to Pyaas bujhti nahi,

Aao ab zeher pee k dekhte hai!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Unse Kehna Maze Me Hai Hum,

Bas Yaadein Satati Hai.

Uski Doori Ka Gham Nahi Mujhe,

Bas Zara Aankhein Bheeg Jati Hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dost ne Dil ka haal btana chod dia,

Humne b gehrae may jana chod dia,

Apne sms krna kya band kiya,

Hum ne bhi mobile recharge krana chod diya

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

DIL Todh ke unko bhi rahat na milengi,

HUM jaisi kisi aur mein chahat na milegi.

Barbad hoke b unka bura na chaha,

DIL cheer ke dekho kabhi NAFRAT na milegi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kabi khushi ki aasha

Kabi gam ki nirasha,

Kabi hakiqgt ki dhup, kabi sapno ki chhaya,

Kuch kho kar kuch pane ki asha,

Shayad yhi hai zindagi ki paribhasha..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Struggle thru d tasteless coffee

till d last sip only 2 discover

sugar crystals lying at d bottom.

That's life,

sweetened, jus nt stirred well...!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Lafz Na Nikle Phir Bhi Aawaz Hoti Hai,

Kuch Lamho Ki Baat Bahut Khas Hoti Hai,

Aap Chahe Mane Ya Na Mane,

Lekin Aap Ki Yaad Hamesha Dil Ke Paas Hoti Hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Utho aalsio aur desh ka kuch bhala karo..

Accha tum ho kya,

sorry yaar tum toh wapas so jao.

usi mein desh ka bhala hai!

....Good Morning....

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If a drop of water

falls in a lake there is no identity.

But if it falls on a leaf of lotus

it shines like a pearl.

So choose the best place

where u can shine.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Two things always in LiFe to be remeMbered.

Don't take any decisions

when you are Angry.

Don't make any promises

when you are Happy.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Out of The Same Paper,

U Can Make a Book,

a Ticket,a Boat or a Plane!

Ur Destiny is Not What U Get

But What U Make Out of What U Have.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jab Dil Udas Ho Humse Bat Kar Lena,

Jab Dil Chahe Mulakat Kar Lena.

Rehte Hai Apke Dil K Kisi Kone Me hum ,

Waqt Mile To ek nazar Talash Kar Lena.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

We say we love flowers,

yet we pluck dem.

we say we love trees,

yet we cut them.

thats y people get afraid

when they r told they r loved.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mohabbat Ko Majburi Ka Naam Mat Dena,

HaKeeqat Ko Hadso Ka Naam Mat Dena,

Agar Dil Mein Ho PYAR Kisi K Liye Toh,

Usse Kabhi DOSTI Ka Naam Mat Dena...!!.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kuch khoye bina hamne paya hai,

kuch mange bina hame mila hai,

naz hai hame apni takdir par

jisane aap jaise dost se milaya hai !

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Good Relations dont Need any Promises,

Terms or Conditions.

It just Needs two Wonderful People

"One who can Trust

& One who can Understand"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Stars are unapproachable,

Sun is very hot,Moon is too far,

So God gave me some friends like U,

So that i can say..

"I HAVE MY OWN LITTLE UNIVERSE....

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Can u close Ur eyes for a minute please.

Thank u.

did U feel how dark it was?

This is my life

without a sweet friend like YOU!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aap sochte honge ki hamari

aur se aanewale sms ka

silsila kab khatam hoga?

Janab ye to EKTA KAPUR

ke serial jaisa hai.

NEVER ENDing.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A Heart die's when it is

not able to share its feelings.

But a heart kills itself

when another heart

doesn't understands its feelings.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dear Friend

I can't give SOLUTIONS to

all of life's problems,

but i can listen to u,

&together we'll search for an ANSWER.

I can't keep u'r FEET from stumbling,

i can only offer my hand

that u may grasp it & not FALL.

I can't keep u'r HEART from breaking or hurting,

but i can cry wid u & help u SMILE again.

I can't PROMISE u HAPPINESS ALWAYS

but I can only SHARE wid u what life offers.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Pal 2 pal ki khushiyo k liye,

7 jo tera chooda hai,

Umrr bhar k liye,

Humne dukho se nata joda hai,

Tum sang kitne khush the hum,

Mere dard k aage aaj Asmaan b thodda hai,

Tum the hamare,

To begane bhi apne the,

Jate hi tere mere apno ne bhi muhh moda hai

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Is hawa me khushbu hai tumhari,

Is chand ki Roshni me surat hai tumhari,

Is Dil se jo mar kar bhi juda na ho sake,

Wo sirf or sirf dosti hai tumhari

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Once in a lyftym sum1 breaks ur heart,

n if u stil feel 2 hold tht person

wid evry broken piece.

That AMAZING pain is calld TRUE LOVE.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Some people have nice EYES

Some people have nice SMILES

Others have a nice FACES

But my Friend U r Lucky,

I have all of them

with a NICE HEART

:-):-)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Stars r seen together,

yet they r so far apart.

Good friends may not speak everyday,

but remember they r always linked

"HEART TO HEART".

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mohabbat ki har gali gumnam kyon hain,

judai aur maut ishq ka anjaam kyon hain,

log dete hai ise naam khuda ka,

toh phir yeh mohabbat itni badnaam kyon hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Being happy doesn't mean

tht everything's perfect.

It just means you've decided

to see everything beyond the imperfections.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Never walk away from true friends,

even when you see some faults.

Realize that nobody is perfect.

It's the affection that matters,

not perfection.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dil zindagi se bezar hai malum nahi kyon,

Seene me saans hai malum nahi kyon.

Iqrarewafa yaar ne har ek se kiya,

Mujh se hi bas inkar hai malum nahi kyon.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jagnewale Yatri kripya dhyan de

GOOD MORNING EXPRESS

apke mobile k platfom par aa chuki he.

Sweet pasenger se anurodh he

ki jage or din ki shuruat kare.

GOOD MRNG.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sound bcoms Music,

Movemnt bcoms Dance,

Smile bcoms Laughter,

Mind bcoms Meditation

& Life bcoms Celebration

when Frnds keep in touch.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Frndshp is a silnt gft of nature.

More old,more strng.

More deep,more clear.

More close,more warm.

& Less words more undrstndng.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

EvRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE,

diS mAkeS mE reAlisE tHat,

LifE woUlD be BORING,

WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U.!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Yesterday is a waste paper.

Today is a news paper.

Tomorrow is question paper.

but Life is an answer paper.

So be careful what u write on it..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

There are Only Two people

Who can Tell U the Truth

About Urself..!

"A Friend who has Lost his Temper

and an Enemy Who starts Loving you".

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Why do

women wear watches

on their right hand

and

men on their left hand?

To see the time!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dont keep me in ur heart

but keep me in ur brain

because rehne ki jagah

jitni khali-khali aur khuli ho

rehne me utna hi maza aata hai..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Don't be Happy for a reason,

because that Happiness ends with that reason.

Be Happy without any reason

and u ll be Happy Always.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Seh liya har dard humne haste haste

Ujad gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste.

Ab wafa kare to kis se kare

Wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi milay raste raste.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dilko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,

dilko pata tha wo jarur ayegi,

par kbhi socha na tha

Surprise Me Apne Do Bacho Ko b Layegi

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hum Mohabbat Ki Numaish Nahi Karte,

Hum Lafzon Ki Paimaish Nahi Karte.

Jise Chahte Hai TootKe Chahte Hai,

Badle Me Chahat Ki Khwaish Nahi Karte.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

What is full form of MBNP??

???

????

?????

??????

???????

????????

?????????

Mujhe Bhi Nahi Pata...?????

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ladki Chedo,

Maar Khane se mat Daro

Har Ladki ko Propose

Karo,

Inkar se Na Daro

GITA me Likha hai

KARM KAR,

FAL KI CHINTA NA KAR

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Milne ki tamanna

lekar aaya hai ye sms,

Chehre pe smile ki

tamanna lekar

aaya hai ye sms,

Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,

Ye yaad dilane aaya hai ye sms.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Life is at its weakest

when there's more doubts than trust;

But life is at its strongest

when u learn how to trust

inspite of the doubts.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kabhi phool kabhi hawa banke chu jayenge,

Hum to mar ke b sath nibha jayenge.

Kabhi tanhai me yaad karna hume,

hasi banke hoton pe khil jayenge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Nadiyo ke kinare tut sakte he

aashaman ke tare tut sakte he.

magar is baat ki ummeed mat karna

ki ap ko yaad karna hum bhul sakte he .

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wafaa Ke Naam Se Woh Anjaan The,

Kisi Ki Bewafaai Se Shayad Pareshan The,

Humne Wafaa Deni Chahi To Pata Chala,

'Hum Khud Bewafaa Ke Naam Se Badnaam The.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

If people talk behind your back,

what does that means...???

Simple...

It means you are

two steps ahead of them.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Being happy doesn't mean

everything's perfect.

It just means you've decided

to see everything

beyond the imperfections.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Gadho ki race ....

FIRE..

msg baad me padh lena

B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . .

warna trophy koi aur le jayega.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

F'shp isn't Histry 2 forget.

F'shp isn't Maths 2 calculate.

F'shp isn't English 2 learn.

Its only chemical Locha!

Nvr try 2 undrstnd it.!!

Just enjoy it.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Motivation gets you started.

Habit keeps you running.

Attitude decides your pace

and values decide your destination.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Chhoti-Chhoti baton pe takrar na kiya karo,

Hamare har mazak ko dil pe mat liya karo.

Kya pata sath hai aur kitne din ka,

In palon ko to pyar se jiya karo.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Think of life as a great road trip.

If you spend too much time

looking back at where you have been,

you will miss what is ahead.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mujh se bichhad kar Benaam ho jaogi

Saudagaron k hathon Nelaam ho jaogi

Mujh ko acha nhi lgta tumhara hr ek se Milna

Hr ek se Milogi to aam ho jaogi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Relationship lives in

the room calld 'HEART'.

It has a door & that door has a lock.

Its key is 'TRUST'.

If u loose the trust,

you will loose everything.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Success is lyk a beautiful lover.

it will leave us at any time,

bt failure is lyk a mother.

it will teach us sum important lessons of life.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The diff b/w crush & love?

When U like a person

& U know why U like the person,

its crush.

Wen u like a person

and dont know y u like da person,

its LOVE.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Never walk away from true friends,

even when you see some faults..

Realize that nobody is perfect.

It's the affection that matters,

not perfection.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kaanch ka tohfa na dena kabhi,

Ruth k log tod diya karte hai,

Jo bahut ache ho unse pyar na karna,

Aksar ache log hi dil tod diya karte..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In the rhythm of life

we sometimes find ourselves out of tune,

but as long as there are

friends to provide the melody,

the music plays on..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hme malum hai hum apko bhula nahi skte

per chah kar bhi apke karib aa nahi skate.

Yahan tak aa rhi hai apki khushbu

kya ap thodi himat krke naha nahi sakte.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Milte Hai Bade Zindgi Ki Raahon Par,

Par Har Koi Zindgi Mein Sath Nahi Deta.

Wo To Hum Hai Jo De De Jaan Bhi Yaari Mein,

Warna Koi Yahan Dosti Ka Hath Nahi Deta.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I Think Ur eyes r tired

lookin at dis world

reflecting thru' light!

Let Ur eye lashes hug each other

4 few hours.

Hapy journey into d wrld of dreamz.

Gud nite

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Gud Nite my very special friend,

I pray u lay in rest,

N may tomorrow bring u,

Much love n happiness.

do not think of me,

I m in ur eyes.

Sweet Dreams!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Bhula Dena Use Jo rula Jaye,

Yaad Rakhna use Jo nibha Jaye.

Vaade Aapse karenge bahut Log,

Magar Apne Dil ki baat kehna use,

Jiske Bina ek pal na Jiya Jaye.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Duniya mei akele aye hai,

akele hi jayenge,

laye hai yaade,

yaade hi dekar jayenge.

par yaade bhi aisi de jayenge,

k umar bhar hum aapko yaad ayenge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

As i look back in my life,

i remember tears i cried,

jokes i laughed at,

things i lost & missed by,

bt there is 1 thng i never regret,

its d day.

"JAB WE MET'

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

You know...

Last night GOD gave me two choices...

Either to have a good frend like you

or to have excellent memory.

I don't remember what I chose.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ye choti si yadein bada sila dengi,

gulab ki tarah aapka chehra khila dengi.

Mat bhulana kabhi hamari yaado ko,

ye yaade khud apko humse mila dengi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Shikayat hai aapse DiL ki hamari,

Kya ab yaad nahi aati tumhe hamari.

Bhul hi gaye hame shayad aap,

ya fir aap yaad karte the

ye galat fehmi thi hamari.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

When we care for a person,

their mistakes never change our feelings.

Bcoz its the head that gets angry

while the heart still loves them.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Main chahta hi nahi tha lajawab karna tumhe,

warna jawab mere paas har sawal ka tha.

Tumhari jeet se hume khushi hoti hai,

yehi jawab mere paas apni haar ka tha.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Zindagi se pooch ye kya Chahti hai

Bus ek teri Wafa Chahti hai.

kitni masoom or nadan hai Zindagi

Khud bewafa hai aur humse wafa chahti hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Entry of new persons may change

ur lifestyle & make u happy,

But those persons will never b replaced

in d place of some missed ones!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ques- Can you tell me

the opposite of

"PIZZA HUT"

Santa- The ans. is

"PIZZA HATNA MAT"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kuch rishte anjane me hi ho jate hai,

Pehle dil fir zindagi se jud jate hai.

Kehte hai us daur ko DOSTI,

Jisme log zindagi se b pyaare ho jate hai!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dil diya tha MOHABBAT ki nishani samajh kar,

Wo kha gayi use BIRYAANI samajh kar,

Khoon-jiger bhi na choda zalim ne,

Wo bhi pi gayi Nimbu Pani samajh kar.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Rishta to banta he upar wale ki duniya me,

hum to sirf nibhana chahte hai.

pata nahi dusre janam k bare me

par dosti apki har janam me pana chahte hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Inse sikhiye-

Seva-Shravan kumar se

Mitrata-Krishan se

Maryada-SriRam se

Tapasya-Mahavir se

Daan-Karn se

Lakshay-Eklavya se

Ahinsa-Gautam Budh se

Aur SMS-Mujhse

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Apun Ko Yad Karne Ka.

Apun Ko Phone Karne Ka.

Apun Ko SMS Bhi Karne Ka.

Nahi Kiya To

Darne Ka Nahi Re

apun

Khud SMS Karega..!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Na Kuch Adhura Chhod Jaunga,

Na Kiye Huye Waade Tod Jaunga.

Puure Karunga saare armaam sabhi ke,

Shisha Hu Dosto,

Tutke Bhi Apni Khanak Chhod Jaunga.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

100 phool kam he 1 arthi sajane ke liye,

1000ro phool kam he ek dulhan sajane ke liye.

Par tere pyar ke 4 palkafi he

ye saari jindagi bitane ke liye.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti

karoge din mein to rahegi chusti

karo kam se kam din mein ek bar

to rahegi tandrusti

Nahin samjhe?

EK SMS

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tarasta hai dil teri aawaz k liye,

Tere mohabbat bhare chand alfaaz ke liye,

Kardo humein fannaa aapni is ada se,

Tarrapte hai hum teri is saza k liye.!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dont rush into fallin in love.

4 love never runs out.

Even if sumbody asks u y u r single,

Just tel dem

"God's just busy writin

d best love story 4 me."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

1.Apni saans rok

lijiye..

2.Dhadkane thaam

lijiye..

3.Dil ki gehraai se

mera naam lijiye..

4.Ab normal ho

jaiye aur apna

kaam kijiye.

Hahahaha :-D

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mana ki tere kabil nahi hai hum,

par hum bhi dil me armaan rakte hai,

tum khus rehna har pal aaj k din,

ye is pyari subha ka paigam rakte hai

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

EXCELLENT WORDS...!

"clever is when you believe

only half of what you hear,

but brilliant is when you know

which half to believe.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

An interviewer to student: " What is Science "

Student: @!#@#$#

Interviewer:I dint understand anything!

Student: Same is d situation here !

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Shadiya Kar0 KASHISH Ki Tara,

Lambi Umar H0 BAA Ki Tara,

R0te Rah0 TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur

Star-plus Band Kr0

0r Insan Ban0 Meri Tarah.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Bus 1 Zara Khayal Is Dosti Ka Tha,

Warna Bohut Gila Teri Be Rukhi Ka Tha .

MujKo Lga Mai B Teri Zindgi Me Hu,

Par Ye To Koi Dhoka Meri Sadgi Ka Tha.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

JAB WE MET 2gthr,

Asmn k TARE ZAMEEN PAR utar aye,

Teri sms k BHUL BHULAIYA me hum kho gaye,

Tum jaise PARTNER ko hmne WELCOME kia

or dilme OM SHANTI OM ho gye!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Everyone is good to you,

till you expect nothing from them

you are too good to them

only till you fulfill their expectations.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Santa sitting wid a dog.

Banta: Ur dog bits?

Santa: No!

Banta sits & d dog bites.

Banta (angriliy): U sed he does nt bits..

Santa: Dat is nt my dog.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

As butterflies open their wings

to meet the coming of a new day,

may the angels do the same

and carry you on their wings

to keep you safe throughout the day.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I may not be a clock

that may text you 24hrs a day..

but my heart will be like a clock

that will not stop caring & saying U r always.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

To handle Urself,

use Ur head

To handle others,

use Ur heart..

GN!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Begin d day with a light heart.

let all ur worries be set aside.

Smile a moment & thank GOD

for this new day!

HE cares 4 u & i likewise do!

Good Morning!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Har dilko Uski Chahat nai milti,

Jise Dhundhta he har koi wo manzil nai milti,

Jana he Zindgi k Dariya me Dubkar,

Har Kisiko paar karne k liye kashti nai milti.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hamare Chahne Wale Yahi Gila Karte Hai,

Ki Hum Unse Kam Mila Karte Hai,

Lekin Woh Nadaan Kya Jane

Ki Sitare Dur Se Hi Roshni Diya Karte Hai!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Majburi me nahi dil kare to yad karna,

Risto se fursat mile to yad karna,

Hai dua ke har khusi pao tum,

Firbhi ankhe bhar aye to yad karna.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Zindagi kO ek kalpana samjho,

subah ko sach raat Ko sapna samjho.

Baatna chahte ho agar apne saare gam

to zindagi m sabse pehle kisi ek ko apna samjho.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ye zindgi..

Isise sari adaa,

Isise roshan her nazara,

Sitare todo ya Ghar basao,

Jang lado ya sir jhukao,

Aankho ki roshni tak hai khel sara

jo hoga na dubara.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Duniya Ki Sari Buri Aadate

Hum me hai Jaise-

1)Dosto Ko Yaad Krna.

2)Unhe SMS Krna

3)Kabhi Kabaar Phone Krna.

Thank God Aapko Isme Se

Koi Buri Aadat nhi hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Meri zindagi teri panaho me rahe

zindagi ki khusiya teri baho me rahe.

tere labo pe rahe meri muskurhat

aur tere ansu meri nigaho me rahe.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Rulaana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai

Hasaana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai.

Rule K Jo Manaa Le Vo Sachca Yaar Hai

Jo Rula K Khud Bhi Aansu Bahaaye

Vo Sachcha Pyar Hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Arz kiya hai....

Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya

Majnu itna naacha ki langda ho gaya!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ek kana ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare

to kaun sa gana gayega?

Ek nazar se bhi pyar hota hai,

maine suna hai!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hum Agar khushi se mare to tumhe pa kar marenge.

Agar gum se mare to tume khokar marenge.

Gum hoga na koi dunia se jane ka,

Jaise b mare tere hokar marenge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Beat dis PJ-

BRUCE LEE was a gr8 man,

but aftr his sister gave birth

2 a baby he bcame an ordinary man.

Socho!

he bcame

MAMU LEE !

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

BAAP OF ALL PJ's

What is da opposite of achaar?

Onion!

How?

Achaar = pickle = pee-kal

So opp of

pee-kal is pee aaj = peeaaj = onion!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hum to dosti k saudagar hai,

dil ka sauda saccha kar jayenge.

Agar honge wo humare dosti k khariddar,

to dosti ki kasam mufat mei bik jayenge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Thought of the day..

If victory is certain,

then even a coward can fight.

But the real brave still dares to fight

even when he knows that his defeat is certain.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Love is not n exam to pass/fail.

Love is not a competition 2 win/loss.

Love is a feeling in which u care 4 some1

more than, "what u do 4 urself".

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

2 aspects of life-

If U become too sentimental,

its too hard to lead life

& if U become too practical,

its too tough to respect relations.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Bhavro ke liye phoolo ka khilna kafi hai,

Shama ke liye parwane ka jal jana kafi hai.

Hame aur kuchh nahi chahiye,

Hamare liye apka muskurana kafi hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Thought- Perfection is not achieved

completely by anyone in world,

But if u keep chasing Perfection

Somewhere on d way U may catch EXCELLENCE!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kahe na kahe wo mohhabat rahegi,

Dil se unko milne ki chahat rahegi.

Wo kya jaane kitna marte hain unpar,

Hamari ruh ko Bhi unki aadat rahegi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

There r only two things in lyf

dat r more painful than death.

1 wen ur FRIEND remains SILENT

n other is wen U cant know

d reason of his/her SILENCE.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Relationship is nt a business

where u give when u get time .

It is a beautiful feeling for someone

where u love to give

even if u dont get time.

So b in touch.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Night doesnt become beautiful

wid starry sky & full moon,

It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep

and let stars & moon admire ur innocence.

gud nite,& swt drms!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tumhe dekne ko me kya har darpan tarasta hoga,

sochte hai jinke sms itne sundar,

wo kitna sundar hoga,

agar sundar na hoga,

Na sahi,

Koi bandar to hoga.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mohabbat ki ye reet puraani hai,

Manzil khona paana iski nishaani hai.

Hum toot chuke hain dil lagakar,

Kuchh hum bedard

Kuchh unki meharbaani hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Quote of the Day

Ask the successful person,

How to finish a work.

But,

ask the experienced person

How to start a work!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

ZINDGI Ek Raat Hai,

Jis Me Na Jane Kitne Khwaab Hai.

Jo Mil Gaya Wo APNA Hai,

Jo Tut Gaya Wo SAPNA Hai!!

So Enjoy Every Moment!!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Teri dosti me ham diwane ho gaye,

tujhe apna banate-banate begane ho gaye.

pukar le ek bar pyar se ai dost,

KAUWE ki aawaj sune jamane ho gaye.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Welcome 2 mobile Marriage Bureau:

Rishte k liye 1 dabaye.

Mangni k liye 2 dabaye.

Shaadi k liye 3 dabaye.

Aur 2nd shaadi k liye

1st ka gala dabayie.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wafa itni karo k bewafaai na rahe

Etbar itna karo k shaq na rahe

Dosti itni karo k hadd na rahe

SmS itne karo k balance na rahe

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Insaan agar pyaar me giraa,

to gum mei pad hi jata hai.

Kyunki pyaar chahe jitna bhi karo,

thoda sa to kam pad hi jata hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dnt beliv in destiny,

think of reality.

If u really want somethin,

fight 4 it.

coz destny is just n xcuse

of lettin things hapen

instead of makin things hapen.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dil Todne Walo Ko Sza Q Nhi Milti,

Hr KisiKo Pyar Krne Ki Dua Q Nhi Milti.

Log Kehte Hai Isq To 1 Bimri Hai,

To Fir Medical stor Me Iski Dwa Q Nhi Milti?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mere Dil K Zakhm Ab Aah Nahi Bharte

Kyunki Ab Wo Is Dil Me Raha Nahi Karte

Humne Aansuo Se Unko Vidaai Di Hai

In Aankho Me Ashq Ab Raha Nahi Karte

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Haal dil ka dil me chhupana padta hai.

Apne hath se apna dil dukhana padta hai.

Kisi ki Khushi ke liye aye Dost mere,

Khud ko begana bhi banana padta hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Har pyaar mei izhaar nahi hota,

Ye dil yuhi bekaraar nahi hota,

Wo khush rahe..

Hum ji lenge,

Par unke bin dhadkan ka ehsaas nahi hota.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Whn a prson can find sorrow behind ur sMile,

Words behind ur silence

and Love behind your anger,

You can believe you have found ur

'Best buddy'

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Forgetting u is a crime,

Ignoring u is a shame,

Liking u is a pleasure,

Thinking of u is a necessity,

& disturbing u "ARRE HAQ BANTA HAIN YAAR"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wat do u call a man

who shakes d moon?

CHANDRASHEKAR!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Meri pehchan bas naam hi sahi,

yaad na aaye tumhe itne badnaam to nahi.

hume bhul jana majburi hi sahi,

magar sachmuch bhul jao ye zaruri to nahi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Laziness is our biggest enemy"

-Jawaharlal Nehru

"We should learn to love our enemies"

-Mahathma Gandhi.

Now tell Who should I listen to?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Golden thought from

Petroleum Companies for Indian youths:

"Avoid Girls,

Save Petrol,

Save Nation"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dost ka pyar dua se kam nhi hota,

Dost dur ho to bhi gum nhi hota,

pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati he,

par dosti me pyar kam nhi hota.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dil ko bas uski yaad aati hai

wo dil ko udas kar jati hai.

koi puchta hai hume pyar kitna hai dil me

kuch nahi kehte bas aankh bhar aati hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Majboor Hum Nahi Ki unko Bhool Jaye,

Khilona Ham Nahi Ki Yuhi Toot Jaye,

Dua Se Kharida Hai Humne apni DOSTI Ko,

Daulat Se Nahi Ki Rakh Ke Bhool Jaye

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti,

Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti.

Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka,

to use dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Eei khuda bahut bada hai jahan tera.

Is jahan me hai koi nahi mera.

Kehne ko to tune bahut kuch diya mujhe,

Aur kahun to dosti bina kuch bhi nhi hai mera.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kitne pass reh kar kitne dur hai hum

Khuda hi janta hai kitne majbur hai hum.

Saza yeh hai ki wo hume mil nai sakte

Gunah ye hai ke bekasur hai hum.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Koi Kare Yad To Use Yad Kijiye,

Dilka Paigam De To Kabul Kijiye.

Har Sawal Ka Jawab Jaruri Nahi,

Mgar Hum Aapko Karte Hai Yad

Uska 1 Jawab To Dijiye.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A Khuda mujhpar 1 ehsaan karde

Unke Dil k pure sab armaan karde.

unki khusiyo k liye agar 2jhe

kisiki Zindgi chahiye,

to der na kar Mujhe bejaan kar de.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Whatever we do,

We must always remember our aim.

IF U WANT TO FLY WITH EAGLES,

DON'T SWIM WITH ducks.

LiVE STRONG..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jab jeevan mein 3 cheezein

apka sath nhi de-

1.Pyar

2.Duniya

3.Rupiya

Tab aap ye 3 cheezein hamesha yad rkhna.

1.I was wid u

2.I m wid u

3.I will alwys wid u

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

zindagi itni jiyo jiski koi had na ho,

bharosa itna karo ki koi shaq na ho.

intazar aisa karo ki koi waqt na ho,

aur pyar aisa karo ki na mile to bhi nafrat na ho.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tum Pe Khattam Sari Chahat Hogi

Phir Na Kisi Pe Yeh Innayat Hogi.

Kuch Is Taraha Se Karenge Yaad Tum Ko

Na Tum Ko Shikwa Rahe Ga

Na Zamane Se Ko Shikayat Hogi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Meri har saans leti hai naam tumhara,

meri har dhadkan mein likha hai naam tumhara.

Aankhon ke raaste dil mein rehte ho tum,

tumhare siva na koi hai hamara.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Maza toh maine intezar mein dekha hai,

Chahat ka asar pyar mein dekha hai.

Log dhundhte hai mandir masjid mein jise,

Uss khuda ko maine apne yaar mein dekha hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dard sehne se nai darte hum,

Par us dard k khatm hone ki koi aas to ho.

Dard chahe jitna v dardnak kyun na ho,

Par dard dene wale ko uska ehsaas to ho.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Boyfriend:Tumhare ghar gaya tha,

mujhe nahi lagta hamari shaadi hogi.

Girlfriend:Kyo,mere papa se mile kya?

Boyfriend:Nahi,tumhari behan se

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Duniya me koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta,

Marne wale ke sath koi nahi marta.

Arre..Marne ki to baat dur rahi,

Yahan to zinda hai phir b koi yaad nahi karta.!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wt is educatn?

Acordng to section56(b) of Student Act, 1932

"It is the process of wasting

1/4th of ur life

in learning how 2 waste

the remaining 3/4th"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

GOLDEN WORDS by SIR MARTIN LUTHER:

If u can't fly,run.

If u can't run,walk.

If u can't walk,crawl.

But watevr u do,

keep on movin towards ur goal.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Santa: Mai apni G/F ko

birthday par kya du?

Banta: wo dikhti kaisi hai?

Santa: kareena kapoor jesi

Banta: To phir usey mera number dede.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Bhagt- Hey bhagwan!

kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho?

Bhagwan- Kyon nahi beta

Bhagt- Toh meri 4 botal

chandigarh police station me jabt hai,

woh chhudwa do!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

William Shakespeare said:

"Friendship is not measured

wen both take care of each

other; it is measured wen

1 ignores & d other still

continues.."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Last nyt in my dream,

v climbd 2gthr 2 heaven.

On d way I ws tired,

U caried me on ur back.

When v reachd d gate,

God cald me-

Cum my child!

Plz lev ur DONKEY outside!!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Bhavro ke liye phoolo ka khilna kafi hai,

Shama ke liye parwane ka jal jana kafi hai.

Hame aur kuchh nahi chahiye,

Hamare liye aapka muskurana kafi hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kaun kise dil me jagah deta hai,

Ped bhi sukhe patte gira deta hai.

Waakif hai hum duniya k riwazo se,

Matlab nikal jaye to har koi thukra deta hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

My Message To The World :

If You Like Me,

Raise Your Hands.

If Not,

Raise Your Standards ;-)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Teacher: Batao ki purane samay mei

Sri Lanka

ko Sone ki Lanka kyun kaha jata tha.

Student: Kyunki Kumbkaran vahan

din-raat sota rehta tha.!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Zindgi me jo hum chahte hai wo nahi milta,

Chahe wo dost ho pyaar dur Chala jata hai.

Fir kabhi laut k nahi aata hai,

Mano ya na mano yahi jeevan ki sacchai hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,

uski aankhein jheel se bhi gahri thi.

Thak gaya mei apne pyar ka ijhar karte-karte,

tab pata chala yaar wo to behri thi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,

dil chahta hai pyaar karna.

kya batayein is dil ka aalam,

naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Gum woh jo AANSOO laa de

Khushi woh jo GUM bhula de

Hume to chahiye aapki itni si DOSTI

Jo aapke YAAD karne par,

hume HICHKI dila de

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

ISHQ NE HUME RULA DIYA

JISPAR MARTE THE USNE HI HUME BHULA DIYA.

HUM TO UNKI YAADO ME HE JEE LETE

MAGAR UNHONE YADO ME HI ZEHER MILA DIYA.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A story:

While Dad ws polishing his new car,

his 4-yr old son picked up a stone

& scratched lines on d side of d car.

In his anger, Dad took d child's hand

& hit it many times nt realizing dat

he was using a wrench.

later at d hospital,

his son said "Dad, wen wil my fingers grow back?"

Dad was so hurt.

He went back to the car kicked it many times.

Sitting back he looked at the scratches.

The child wrote DAD I LOVE U...

MORAL: Anger n luv hav no limits.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Majburi me nahi,

dil kare to mujhe yaad karna.

risto se fursat mile

to mujhe yaad karna.

hai dua ki har khusi pao tum,

fir bhi aankhe bhar aaye

to mujhe yaad karna.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kafi waqt laga hume aap tak aane me,

Kafi fariyad ki khuda se aapko pane me.

Yu dil tod ke mat jaiyega,

Humne to umar gujar di aap jaisa Dost pane me.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Zindagi me sirf gum hamare hain,

Har baazi jeet ke haare hain.

yeh jo meri jholi me patthar hain,

Sab mere chahne walo ne maare hain.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Saara samundar u toh mere paas hai,

Bas ek bund sirf meri pyaas hai.

Unbujh paheli raha mai hamesha,

Baat apni toh bas...

Yehi khaas baat hai..!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Na Zindgi Mili Na Wafa Mili,

Kyu Har Khushi Humse Khafa Mili,

Jhuthi Muskan Liye Dard Chupate Rahe,

Sacha Pyar Krne Ki Kya Khub Saza mili.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hota Kaise Unhe Gam Hamari Ruswai Ka

Jab Fark Pada Hi Nahi Unhe Hamari Judai Ka.

Khamoshi Se Saha Hamne Jab Har Gam

To Ilzam Laga Diya Hum Pr Bewafai Ka.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A Paper flying in air is due to LUCK,

But a Bird flying in air is it's EFFORT.

So Don't Worry,

if LUCK doesn't support,

EFFORTS r yours.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Fiza mein mehakti ek shaam ho tum,

Pyar mein chalakta jaam ho tum..

Seene mein chupaye firte hai hum yaad tumhari,

Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ae chand taro zara inko ek hath maro,

bistar se inko neeche utaaro.

karo inke saath ab tum fight,

kyunki ye so rahe the bina kahe GOOD NIGHT!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Har Baar Unki Salamati Ki Dua Karenge,

Unki Aarzo Me Apni Hasti Fanaah Karenge,

Woh Chahe Daaman Bacha le Humse Lekin,

Hum Marte Dum Tak Unse Wafaa Karenge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Welcum 2 radio BED FM !

Dis is RJ BEDSHEET

hanging out wid DJ PILLOW.

4 nw I'l play a song called

SLEEP TIGHT by SWEET DREAMS

4rm der album GOOD NIGHT.

Enjoy!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ae dil tu dhadkana band kar,

Jab Jab tu dhadkta hai unki yaad aati hai.

Wo to khush hai apni duniya me,

Jaan to Pal Pal hamari hi jaati hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

What does one do with old shoes?

Keep them in the bottom of

the shoe rack with a note:

'May their soles Rest in Peace' ;)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Majboori kya hai unhone batai to hoti,

judaai ki baat u sunai na hoti.

kabr ki mitti bhi de dete unhe,

meri maut ki khwahish jatai to hoti.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mere pyar ko duniya me koi samaj nahi paya,

Rote the tanha koi mere sath na aaya.

Mita diya khud ko pyar me,

aur kehte hen log ke muje pyar karna na aaya.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A beautiful msg::

I'm dead but my soul is in u,

My eyes r open but I dream of u,

I'm d best but nothing without u,

Take care of my heart.

it beats in u..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

JO NAHI AATA USKA INTEZAR KYU HOTA HAI,

KISI K LIYE APNA YE HAAL KYU HOTA HAI.

WAISE TO IS DUNIYA ME KAAFI LOG PYARE HAI,

JO NAHI MILTA USISE PYAR KYU HOTA HAI.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hot coffee with my cold sms,

cold shower with my warm sms,

spicy breakfast with my sweet sms,

lovely mrng with my gud mrng sms.

G'Mrng!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A sardar changed his

daughter's name SHRUTI to SHRAXIS.

Can u Guess Y.......?

BCoz UTI bank is now AXIS bank

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hum laga baithe the dil pathar se,

toot gaya yeh khuda ki raza hai.

Unglian doobi hain apne he khoon mein,

yeh kaanch ke tukre uthane ki saza hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Parwah karo uski jo aapki parwah kare,

zindgi me jo kabhi ruswa naa kare.

Jaan banke utar jao uski jaan me,

jaan se bhi zyada jo aapko pyar kre.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

KASM se bandhi RASM

RASM se bandhe RISTE

RISTO se bandhe DOST

DOSTse bandhe DIL

DILse bandhi DHADKAN

DHADKANse bandhi JAN

JAN se bandhe TUM

or TUM se bandhe HUM.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Meri zindagi teri panaho me rahe,

zindagi ki khusiya teri baho me rahe.

tere labo pe rahe meri muskurhat,

aur tere ansu meri nigaho me rahe.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hazaaro khawahishe aisi

ki har khawahish par dum nikle.

Mehbooba k ghar mei uske daddy ghuse,

Piche khidki se hum nikle.

Wah Wah mat karo.

Its called Planning!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Roti huyi aankho me intezaar hota hai,

Na chaahte huye bhi pyaar hota hai.

kyu dekhte hai hum wo sapne,

Jinke tutne par bhi

unke sach hone ka intezaar hota hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mai nazar se pi raha hu ye sama badal n jaye,

n jhukaO nigahe kahi rat Dhal n jaye.

Mera ask hai isme ye sharab ubal n jaye,

mera jaam Chhune wale tera hath jal n jaye.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sms deewangi hai jaam nahi,

Kaanto pe chalna aasan kaam nahi.

Ye to pal do pal ka junoon hai,

Kyunki sMs karna har ek ke bas ka kaam nahi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wife: the beggar who came yesterday is very bad !

Husband: Why ??

Wife: I gave him food yesterday

and today he gifted me a book

"How to Cook"..!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Having GOD in your boat

does not mean that

you will not face any storm.

But It means that

no storm can sink your boat.

Have FAITH In GOD.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Conscience is a salt of life

and Imagination is sweet of life.

Conscience keep life safe

and imagination brings sweetness 2 life.

A proper balance is Art of Life.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Apne dil ki suno jazbat se kam na lo,

mujhe yad rakho beshak mera naam n lo.

Apka vahem hai ki ham bhul gye apko,

aisa soch k meri dosti ka imtihan na lo.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sweetest part in life is

to carry all d memories in life,

but toughest part is to say gud bye

to person who is behind those memories.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Meri saanso me ek aahat apki bhi hai,

Dil ki dhadkano me gungunahat aapki bhi hai.

Anjan hai aap is raz se ki,

Hamari hansi me ek muskurahat aapki bhi hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mohabbat rang lati hai,

Jab dilse dil milte hai.

Mushkil to ye hai,

Dil badi mushkil se milte hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Fiza me mehekti 1 sham ho tum,

Pyar me chalakta jam ho tum.

Seene me yad teri chupaye phirte hai hum,

Meri zindgi ka dusra nam ho tum.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aankh wo chahat hai jis mein

dil ki zubaan hoti hain,

Sachi chahat to bejuban hoti hain,

Pyar main dard mila To ghabrana kaisa,

Dard se chahat aur jawaa hoti hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Har Baat Ka Koi Jawab Nahi Hota,

Har Ishq ka Naam Kharab Nahi Hota.

Yun to Zhoom Lete Hai Nashe Mein Pine Wale,

Magar Har Nashe ka Naam SHARAB Nahi Hota.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Woh jo nigahe utha kar dekh le hume,

dil k virane me gul hajaro khil jayenge.

Jane kin raho se gujra karte hai,

intezar hai unka woh hume kahin to mil jayenge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

No one in this world is rich enough

to buy his own childhood back.

However frnds help recreate those moments

frm time to time at no cost.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

With petals of Roses

Palm full of Holy water

Light of Full Sun

Fragrance of Flower &

Grass with dew

I wish a very special Morning to you.

GMrNg.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hum Wo Nai Jo Bhul Jya Krte He,

Hum Wo Hai Jo Nibhaya Krte He,

Dur Rehke Milna $hyad Mushkil Ho,

Par Yad Banke Saso Me Bus Jya Krte He.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

VO APNE DARD RO-RO KER SUNATE RAHE,

HAMARI TANHAIYO SE AANKHE CHURATE.

RAHE AUR HAME BEWAFA NAAM MILA,

KYUKI HUM HAR DARD MUSKURA KER CHHUPATE GAYE.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

One who just smiles at u all times

does not bcom ur true friend.

But one who fills ur soul with luv

and wipes ur tears is ur real friend

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kuch rishte anjane me hi ho jate hai,

Phle dil fir zindgi se jud jate he.

Kehte hai us dor ko DOSTI,

Jisme log zindgi se b pyare ho jate hai!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I LUV U

DO U LUV ME??

Aisa kehte kehte

MUMTAJ mar gai but

SHAHJAHAN ne koi jawab nahi diya kyuki...

Bechare ko ENGLISH nhi aati thi na.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Judge: This is 3rd time u r

coming to court, u

dont feel shame?

SARDAR: you are coming

daily, dont u feel

shame...!!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

AftEr

thE

rEs0uNdInG

sUcCeSs

thE

INdIaN

bLoCk

buStEr

fILm"TaRaY zAmEeN pAY"

prEsEnT

"petRoL AaSmAn pAY"!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ishq ne hame benam kar diya,

har khushise hame anjan kar diya.

Hamne kabi nai chaha ki ishq hame bhi ho,

par unki 1 nazar ne hamara kaam tamaam kar diya.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Problems arise because we talk.

Problems are not solved because we don't talk.

So good or bad,

talkto your affectionate ones freely.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ishq pane ki tamanna me,

Kabhi kabhi zindagi khilona ban jati he,

Jise dil me basana chahte he,

Wo surat sirf yaad bankar reh jati hai..!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dur jakar bhi unse dur ja na sake,

kitna roye ye kisi ko bata na sake.

Gum ye nhi k woh mil na ske

dard sirf ye hai ki hum unko bhula na ske.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhr de

Hamsafar aisa ho jo andhero ko roshan kr de

Dost aisa ho zindagi ko pyar,

Aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

1 sa dil sub k pas hota he

Fir kyu nahi sab pe vishwas hota he.

Insan chahe kitna hi aam kyun na ho

Wo kisi na kisi k liye to khas hota he.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aaj Phir Dil Kuch Udas Udas Hai,

Jane Kyu Ek Mayusi Si Chayi Hai,

Aaj Phir Palko Pe Meri Paani Hai,

Bhid Mein Hu Phir Kyun Yeh Tanhayi Hai.!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Luv is beautiful bcoz

it’s a feeling controlled by heart,

bt FRNDSHIP is much beautiful

bcoz it’s a feeling dat controls d HEART.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Har taraf noor he khusboo he,

Teri ankhon me kesa jadoo he,

$ari duniya he meri jholi me,

Aur duniya meri bas tu hi tu he.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Behind every

successful MaN

There is a WOMAN...

so, Dont Try n waste Time To Gain SUCCESS.

just find That woman..!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kaise wo lot jaye k fursat usey nai,

Dunia smjh rahi h Mohbt usey nai,

Lagta h aa chuki hai kami uski chahat me,

Kaafi dino s mujhse shikayat usey nahi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Neend jab muje agosh me leti he,

apka chehra nigaho me bus jata he,

1 dum $e meri ankh khul jati he,

or Dil se ye awaz aati he

MUMMY "BHOOT"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Judaai har pal MEHSOOS na hoti,

Kash wo itni MAJBOOR na hoti,

Waqt bana deta he sabko BEWAFAA,

Warna mohabat itni MASHOOR na hoti.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wo Suraj Ki Tarah Aag Ugalte Rhe

Hum Musafir Safar Par Hi Chalte Rhe.

Woh Beete Waqt thay,Unhe Ana Na Tha

Hum Saari Raat karwate badalte rahe.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Shayad mohabbat karne ki saza hai,

Jo ye judai ka zehar peete hai.

Humara dil to unke paas hai,

Kabhi socha hai usne hum kaise jeete hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Zindgi itni dard bhari kyu hai,

Dard aapko hai to takleef hamein kyu hai.

Khabar rakhne wale Dost,

Tu Aaj mujhse bekhabar kyu hai..!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The Supreme happiness of Life

is the conviction that we r Loved;

loved for ourselves

or rather in Spite of ourselves!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hate, bt Love more.

Argue, bt Agree more.

Talk,bt Listen more.

Punish, bt Forgive more.

Then u dont hv 2 Luv people

bt people wil Luv u more.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Evry emotn doesnt hav words.

evry wish doesnt hav prayrs.

If u smile d world is wid u.

Othrwise even d drops of tear

doesnt lik 2 stay wit u.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kisi Din Lena Humari Khabar,

Kya Beet Rahi He Apke Bagair,

Chalte Hue Raho Me Rakna Nazar,

Kahi Apke Kadmo Me Na Ho Humari KABAR.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wife-itni raat tak kaha gaye the.

Sardar-film dekhne

"Maa ka pyar"

wife-To ab andar chal kar ek aur film dekh lo.

"Biwi ki Maar"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Nanhe Se Is Dil Me Armaan Koi Rakhna,

Duniya Ki Is Bheed Me Apni Koi Pehchan Rakhna.

Acche Nahi Lagte Jab Rehte Ho Udaas,

In Hotho Pe Sada Muskan Wahi Rakhna.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dosto Ne Dosti Me Rula Diya,

Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya.

Hum To Waise Bhi Akele The,

Kya Hua Jo Tumne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Teachr:Tumhari Writing

Din-Ba-Din Kharab Hoti Ja Rahi He.

Student:Sir Is Lye Kyu K Mere Papa Ki

Wish He K Me Doctor Banu.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tere bina hum jina bhul jate hai,

Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hai.

Tu zindgi me sub se azeez hai hume,

Tujse har baar ye kehna bhul jate hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ishq ne hame rula diya,

jis par marte te usne hi hume bhula diya.

hum to unki yadon me hi jee lete magar

unhone to yadon me hi ZEHER miladiya.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Life ka "JHAKKAS" moral -

"Pyar vo nhi ki hum

ek ko kitne saal tak karte hai."

"Pyar vo hai ki hum

ek saal me kitno se karte hai."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ho Ske To Pyar Ka aitbar Kr K Dekhna

Phir Lafzon Se Iqrar Kr K Dekhna

Junoon Ki Hadh Se Aage Nikal Jayenge

Sirf 1bar Hum Se Izhar Kar K Dekhna.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,

Yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,

Socha tha sapno me mulaqat hogi,

Magar nind hi na aaye to hum kya kare.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dosti bina zindgi viran hoti hai,

akele har raah sunsan hoti hai.

sachhe dost ka hona hai zaruri

kyonki, dost se har muskil aasaan hoti hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jab koi sms nahi karta,

Tab Itna gussa aata hai..

Aur,

Dil to chahta hai..

Ki..

Jute utar ke...

Chappal pehen loon! ;)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Matlab Ki duniya Me

kaun kiska Hota hai,

dhoka Vahi deta he

jis par bharosa Hota hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ye biwiya apne pati ko

"A.G." kyu bolti hai ?

kyuki biwiya sabhya hoti hai,

bhare bazar me

"Abe Gadhe" (A.G.) kehna

sabhyta nhi hoti.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sardar selling parachute:U Can Jump

from plane & press button

& u can land safely

Customer: if parachute doesn't open?

Sardar: Paisa wapas!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dard Jitna Hai Meri Nigaho Me,

Paoge Na Utna Kisi Ki Raho Me,

Bitani Chahte The Zindagi Jiski Baho Me,

Maut B Na Mil Payi Unki Panaho Me.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Yado ki barsat lye

Duao ki soghat lye

Dil ki gehrae se

Chand ki roshni se

Pholo k kaghaz per

Aap k lye sirf 3 lafz

'I LOVE U'

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

World shortest horror story:

wen d last man on earth

was alone in his room,

there was a knock on d door!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Boy:Mai iss Tree pe chadu

to enginering college ki girls dikhegi.

Girl:Aur tu waha se gir gaya

To medical college ki girls dikhegi

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Thoughts lead us on a discovery trail.

We only direct our thoughts

through our expectations

2 discover either possibilities

OR impossibilities.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jaan se jyada chahte he apko,

har khushi se bhi jyada mangte he apko.

koi kahe pyar ki hadd hoti hai,

to us hadd se bhi jyada chahte he apko.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A4_aapko

B4_bahut bahut

C4_chori chori

D4_dil se

E4_ek baar mil kar

E4_face to face

G4_gale laga kar

H4_hum tumko kehna chahte hai

I MISS U

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Pyar me tere parwana ho gaya hu,

aankho ka teri me mastana ho gaya hu.

tu kar ya na kar yakin mujh par,

me to teri chahat me diwana ho gaya hu.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Most of d probs in lyf r

bcoz of 2 reasons:

First v act without thinkin!

Secondly

v keep thinking without actin!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Height of fashion :

Guess. . what...

???

????

?????

????

???

A one year old child

asking mom for Low Waist Diapers!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jo hamesha hasta rahta hai

usey "HUSMUKH" kahte hain..

To sawaal ye hai ki jiska Hasna

bilkul band ho jaaye

usey kya kahenge?

"HUSBAND."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

How do v express 2 words

with exactly opposite meanings

in a sentence?

Happily Married:-)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Night is a

nice gift

so open

the gift

by closing

ur eyes

u will c

the another world waiting for u...

Enjoy it with sweet dreamz...

G..O..O..D.. N..I..G..H..T..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

U r as strong as rum

as fine as wine

as cool as beer

as classic as whisky

as sophisticated as vodka

dats y m 'tunn' in ur frnshp

nasha utarta hi nhi frnshp ka

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A Relationship doesnt shine

by just shaking hands in best of times.

But.....it blossoms

by holding hands firmly

in critical situations.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Art of conversation is nt only

to say the right thing at right time,

But also 2 leave the wrong thing unsaid

at the most tempting moment.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sari raah me kaante hi kante h,

Kch phool aap hi bicha dijiye

Jaage hain bahut uth-2 kr raaton mei

Ab chain ki neend aaphi sula dijiye

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tackle lyf wid all ur skills,

Overcome each & evry hill.

If u persist wid all ur will,

U'll njoy ur life &all its thrills.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Smtims v think

why frenz keep frwarding msges 2 us

widout speaking wrds.

D reason is tat,

u hv got nthing big 2 say,

bt still want 2 say

i am alwys dere..:-):-)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge,

Ek naya itihaas banayenge.

Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh,

Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Quote of d day

"Your respect does not lie

in the words spoken to you

in ur presence,

but It lies in the words

spoken about you

in ur absence...":-)gdmrng

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Every new day is a new chapter of life,

bringing new topics,

new moments 4 life.

I wish today

good moments approach

to make ur life joyfull.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Everybody says

"Mistake Is The First Step Of Success".

But It Is Not True.

"The Correction Of Mistake

Is the First Step Of success...

G'Mrng

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A life with risk

will have some thorns ,

but

life without risk

will have no roses.

GOOD morning.

Have a nice day.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sweetest part in life

is to carry all d memories in life,

but toughest part is to say gud bye

to d person who is behind those memories.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

$irf Tum Hi Ho Zindagi Me

Par Me Tumhe Pa Nai Sakta,

Rahega Dukh Hamesha Tumhe Na Pane Ka.

Par Apni Khushi K Lye Tumhe Rula Nai Sakta

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Flowers need Sunshine,

Violets need Dew,

All Angels in Heaven

know I need U.

Years may fly,

Tears may dry,

Bt my Frndship wid U

will nvr Die.!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

SARDAR-Yaar iska matlab kya hota hai,

'I AM GOING.?

FRIEND-Main jaa raha hu.

SARDAR-Saaley, aise kaise jayega,

answer bata ke jaa

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Commitment doesnt mean stick to a person

when you dont have any option.

It means keep the relation with someone

even though you have lots of options.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

No matter how ugly U think u r,

but the one who Luvs U

believes that U R the most beautiful

& irrestiable thing on the Earth

& no one can change dt!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

JAAN:always 4u

+ZINDAGI:2B with u

+ DIL:to Give u

+ PYAAR:2 Share with u

+ GHAM:nver 4u

+ KHUSHI:is u = FRIEND 4EVER LIKE U

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

D hard reality is dat wen u need advice,

every1 is ready 2 help u.

But wen u need help,

every1 is ready 2 advice u

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Unko apni jaan ka salaam likhenge,

dil ki kitab mein apna armaan likhenge.

kash hamein mil jaye aasman ki hukumat,

sitaron ki jagah unka naam likhenge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Being Perfect Person is like

being GOAL KEEPER.

No matter how many goals U SAVE.

People will remember only d ones U MISSED.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mere khawabo me wo TIR chala k chali gayi,

Main soya tha jaga k chali gayi.

Maine pucha Chand nikalta hai kaise?

To Chehre se Zulfe hata k chali gayi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

U make 10frnds,

laugh wit9,

meet 8of them,

talk to 7,

celebrate wit 6,

share secrets wit 5,

trust 4,

cry wit 3

take help of 2.

But dont forget 1.

yeah thats me.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jo Nazaro Se Dur ho Magar Dil K Pas Ho

Apne Liye Khas Ho

Sukh-Dukh Me Jiska Sath Ho

Dil Jiska Saaf Ho

Jaise Ki Hamare Liye "AAP" Ho.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Every message is a smile,

every word is like a kiss.

but when you touch me ..

remember this...

my life is full with happiness.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Yado ki barsat lye

Duao ki soghat lye

Dil ki gehrae se

Chand ki roshni se

Pholo k kaghaz per

Aap k lye sirf 3 lafz

'I Miss U'

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

TC to sardar in train:Ticket dikao.

Sardar:Ye lo.

TC:Ye to purani ticket hai.

Sardar:To train kya abhi

showroom se nikali hai kya ?:-)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Future is Not something U Await,

It is something U Must Create.

Plan ur Future in Advance

coz thts where U will Spend

the Rest of ur Life!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Distances never separate any relation,

time never builds any relation.

If feelings r true from heart,

then friends r always friends forever!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

When u feel God is rubbing u against rocks,

dont think that u'll ruin down to dust.

Its just his way of polishing a gem.

Stay precious!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Y Human Beings Cry...?

God Wants Our Eyes 2 B Washed

By Our Tears Once In A While,

So That We Can C Our LIFE

With a Clearer View Again.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

1 waqt tha

tumare sms asie ate the

jaise koi tumari khopdi pe

pistol rakh ke tumse sms karwa rha hai.

Par Ab lgta hai

jaise goli maar di ho.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Gam na ho waha jaha ho fsana tera,

khushia dhundhti rhe ashiyana tera.

Wo waqt hi na aye jb tu udas ho,

ye dunia bhula na sake muskurna tera.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The person who has learned

to take things as they come,

and to let go as they depart,

has mastered the art

of cheerful and contented living.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Walk on ur own path

Luv in ur own ways

Talk in ur own words

Do wat ur heart says

N thn

1day WORLD wil say:

"Nalayak kisi ki sunta hi nai"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

One simple tip to stay happy:

Never think about the third person

and

never think what the third person

thinks about you.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Black sky with

solo moon with

millions of stars

brings U a

silent hours

2take a nice rest..

Enjoy d whole night..

Gud ni8

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sabki zindagi me khushiya dene wale,

mere dost ki zindagi me koi gam na ho.

Usko mujhe bi acha dost mile,

ab is duniya me hum na ho.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam

Wah!

Zindagi ne diye bahut se sitam

Wah!

Khuda kasam shayari khatam

Wa Wah!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aap jinke karib hote hai,

Wo khusnasib hote hai.

Julm seh kar bi jo uf na kare

unke dil bi ajib hote hai.

Dunia mai pyar karne wale nahi

pyar pane wale hasin hote hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Na Mandir na Bhagwaan,

Na Pooja na Snaan,

shaam hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam

Ek pyara sa sms apni Dosti ke naam

"Good evening"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Ankho Se Door Dil Ke Qareeb Tha

Mein Us Ka Wo Mera Naseeb Tha.

Na Kabhi Mila Na Juda Hoa

Rishta Hum Dono Ka Kitna Ajeeb Tha.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

No rhythm

No reaSon

No occaSion

No SeaSon.

JuST felt like Saying Hi!

I hav been miSSing my frnd,

ever Since the laSt time we Said BYE

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Reality of life:

People dont change

when u tell them better option.

They change only when they realise

there is no other option.!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Even though you broke up,

You still want him/her to be there.

You don't want to be alone,

You want him/her to still care

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Difference b/w COMPLETE & FINISHED

When U love the right person,

Ur COMPLETE

When U love the wrong person,

Ur FINISHED!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kaash Ke Unhe Chahne Ka Armaan Na Hota,

Main Hosh Mein Hote Huye Anjaan Na Hota,

Yeh Pyaar Na Hota Kisi Patthar Dil Se Hume,

Ya Koi Patthar Dil Insaan Na Hota..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tumhe Ab Bhool Hi Jaye To Acha Hai

Ye Fasle Aur Bhi Badh Jaye To Acha Hai

Tumhari Chahate Hum Ko Nahi Hasil

To Ab Gair Hi Ban Jaye To Acha Hai

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Koi Naraz Hai Humse,

K Hum Kuch Likhte Nahi,

Kaha Se Laye Lafz Jab Wo Milte Nahi,

Dard Ki Zuban Hoti To Bata Dete,

Wo Zakhm Kaise Bataye Jo Dikhte Nahi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kismat Ke Maaro Se Pyaar Kiya Nahi Karte,

Darr Darr Ke Hum Kabhi Jiya Nahi Karte,

Dil Tutne Ka Darr Unko Hoga,

Jo Bichadne Ke Darr Se Pyaar Kiya Nahi Karte..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Some1 asked a gal,

u recently had a break-up.

'Did u leave him

he left u?

SHe just smiled & replied-

''LOVE LEFT US''

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dua hai ki aap yu hi muskurana,

ankhon me apni

nmi kabhi na lana,

mana zindagi ki

rahon me kuch

kante biche honge,

par hum hath rakh denge

or aap nikal jana.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

In umeedo ko tutane mat dena.

Dil ki DOSTI ko kam mat hone dena.

DOST milenge humse bhi aache,

par hamari jagah kisi aur ko aane mat dena.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

People meet by chance !!

Dey spend sweet times 2gether.

den God Parts them

Not 2 end the story,

But 2 c how much dey need each other.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sikh gaye hum bi apne dard ko chupana,

sikh gaye hum bi bahana banana,

n sikh paye to itna,

apne DIL ko KHUSH karke auro ka dil DUKHANA

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Har zindagi ko ek kinara chahiye,

har insaan ko ek sahara chahiye.

zindagi kat sake haste-haste isliye,

Humsafar aap sa ek pyara chahiye.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

When i dont get ur sms!!

A little pain in my heart.

A small tear in my eyes

And sadness falls on my face.

What is this?

Its nothing

"Just Dramebazi"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Bundo se bana hua chota sa samandar

Lehro se bhigti choti si basti

Chalo dhundhe barish me dosti ki yaden

Hath me lekar 1 kagaz ki kashti.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

SON:Is sal hum sare patake is dukan se lenge.

MOM:Lekin ye to girls hostel hai.

SON:Papa to kehte hain

ki sari phuljariyan yahin milti hain.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A Gud HEART & Gud NATURE

r two different things...

A Gud Heart can Win many Relationships,

Bt a Gud Nature can win

& sustain life-long relationship.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dil ke dard ko chupana kitna muskil he,

tut ke phir muskurana kitna muskil he.

Jab chalo kisi ke sath itne dur tak,

phir tanha laut ke aana kitna muskil he.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Experience makes one modified.

Training makes one qualified.

But,

Involvment alone makes everyone Satisfied!

So do all work with involvment.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

bhuloge tum kaise hum yaad aayenge

lekin kya hum tumhe yu hi bhul jaayenge

saath gujare na ho humne kuch pal

fir bhi tum mere har lafzo me nazar aaoge

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kaash humari b parwah kisi ne ki hoti,

To ye duniya humse ruswa na hoti.

Aata aapsa muskurana humein b,

To humse b mohabat kisine ki hoti

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

True frens r like

a pressed flower in ur note book.

It may not have any fragrance,

but'll remind u of its existance,

the moment u open the book!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Gam kabhi khatam nahi hota,

Ye batane se kam nahi hota,.

Ye to humsafar hai un tanha dilo ka,

Jinke saath unka humdum nahi hota..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A true love happens

only once in the life time,

If it fails,

then remaining is just a compromise

with other 1 & with our life!

Sad but true!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Life dosnt give u d people u want.

Instead it gives u the one u need:-

to teach u,to luv u,to hurt u

& to make u xactly the way u shud be the best.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Efforts May fail,

But Don't fail to make efforts,

Great things always come late,

Believe in Yourself.

There is no shortcut to success.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mujh me aur aap me SMART kon hai?

Guess

Try

Try Again

O ho

Maine GUESS karne ko kaha,

PRESS karne ko nahi

Ab pta chala SMART kon hai??

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Waqt mile tab yaad krte ho

mood ho tb baat krte ho

ek zamana tha jb har pal msg karte the

ab to RAJASTHAN KI BARISH ki trh yaad karte ho.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Humne pucha kaise ho, jawab na aaya,

Is berukhi se hamara dil bhar aaya,

Socha galti kiski hai to ye khayal aaya,

shayad unhe ye nachij pasand na aaya.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Agar koi aap ko dukh de,

Takleef de, Aap ko rone pe majbur karde..

To aap bhi us ko rula sakte ho..!!

Pata hai kaise??

Us ki aankh mein ungli maar kar!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

When day light turns 2 a darkened hue,

The lovely stars r hinting at U,

Ur heart beats tells U something true,

That someone somewhere is missing U..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dil to chahta hai aap se Milna,

Lekin faslon ki majburi hai.

Hum to sada tumhare sath hai,

Sirf nazro ki doori hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jab teri yad aati hai

to tera sms Pad leta hu.

jab tujhe dekhna ho

to ankhe band kar leta hu.

jab teri awaz sunnahi ho

to raste me kute ko laat mar deta hu.

Hehe!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tadpa Sakoge Jab Tak Chalegi Saanse Hamari,

Jab Mehfil Hogi To Mehsus Karogi Kami Hamari,

Kya Dhundogi Ret Me Samandar Ko,

Jab Na Rahegi Pyar Ki Nishani Hamari.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jinki talash me kadam khud nikal gaye,

Jinki yado me ye arman pighal gaye,

khoza tha jinko sare jahan me,

palke band ki to wo Dil me hi mil gaye.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Khuda ne kaha

apne ghamon ki yun numaaish na kar,

apne naseeb ki yun aazmaaish na kar.

Jo tera hai,tere dar par khud aayega.

har roz use paane ki khwaish na kar

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

I wish dat u visualize

a sweet multi sequential form

of idiosyncrasy occuring benevolently

in the meritorious piece of cerebral brain.

In short, sweet dreams..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dil Ne Kaha Dost Ko Sms Kartay Hain,

Phir Khayal Aya Ke DIL TO PAGAl HAI,

Phir Socha,Dil Agar Pagal Hai Toh Kya Hua,

Mera Dost Konsa Normal Hai.!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Principal 2 students:U ppl must sleep

atleast 7 hrs a day

Students:Its impossile sir!

College is only for 6 hrs.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Live with no excuses..

And love with no regrets.

When life gives you hundred reason to cry,

Show life that you have thousand reason to smile..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Lafz na nikle fir b awaz hoti he,

Kuch lamho ki bat bahut khas hoti he.

aap chahe mane ya na mane,

lekin aapki yaad hamesha dil k paas hoti he.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Chaha hai tumhe Chahat se jayada,

Pooja hai tumhe Inayat se jayada,

Khayal Rakhna Is Nacheez k dil ka,

Warna mar Jaunga yuhi Tanha Akela.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Quote Of The Day!

Do Not Wait To Strike Till

The Iron Is Hot;

But Make It Hot

By Striking...!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

When ur commitment is deeper

than the sea

& ur ambition is taller

than the sky,

then ur future will be brighter

than the Sun!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

bush: tujhe swiming aati hai.

laalu: no.

bush: tere se to kutta achha hai

jo swiming kar leta hai.

laalu: tujhe aati hai.

bush: haan.

laalu: fir tere aur kutte me farak kya hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wat is d height of confusion?

Two Earth Worms playing

"HIDE & SEEK"

in a plate full of NOODLES ! ! !

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Zindgi sapno ki nahi haqiqat ki jiya karo,

qki sapno main sirf phool khila karte h.

wo phool tumhe kya zindagi denge

jo khud Do din jiya karte h.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Life has no rewinds n forwards.

It unfolds itself at its own pace.

So never miss a chance to live today

to make a beautiful story for tomorrow.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

How does a Sardar Dial 9945599455?

Think

First he dials 99455 & then

press REDIAL

Intelligent like U!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dil ko kisi ahat ki as rehti he,

Nigaho ko kisi surat ki pyas rhti he.

Tere bina zindgi me kami to nhi,

Phir bi tere bina zindgi udhas rehti he.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sangeet ke saath aawaz..

Phool ke saath khusbu..

Jism ke saath rooh..

Khusi ke saath gham..

Aapko tang karne ko hum..

Har lamha har dam.. :)

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Zindagi ek hasin khwab he,

Har khwab ko Manzil nahi milti,

Tut kar bikhar jate he wo Rishte,

Jinhe koi Zanzir nahi milti.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Luck is not in Ur hands

But work is in Ur hands.

Ur work can make luck

But Luck can't make Ur work.

So always trust Urself than Ur luck.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mummy: Jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega,

usse hi me yeh saari toffies dungi.

Kid: Tab to yeh saari toffee

papa ko hi milengi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Har nami me kuch kami to rahegi

Ankhen thodi shabnamito rahengi.

Zindagi ko aap kitna bhi sawariye,

Bin hamarekoi na koi kami to rahegi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Koi Na Mile To Kismat Se Gila Nhi Krte,

Aksr Log Mil Kr Bi Mila Nhi Krte.

Hr Shakh Pr Bahar Aati He Zarur,

Pr Hr Shaakh Pr Phool Khila Nhi Krte.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aankhon ko aapke deedar ki aarzu he,

Dil ko aapke pyaar ki aarzu he.

Kisi mod pe bhul na jana hame ,

Zindagi me hame aapke saath ki aarzu he.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tanha Chhod Kr Hmko Hosla b Dete Ho,

Sans Chheen Kr Jine Ki Dua b Dete Ho.

Ek Tarf Judai Ka Gam b Jari Hai,

Aur Muskrane Ka Mashwra b Dete Ho!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Behind ur laughter there r sorrows..

Behind ur smile there r tears..

Behind ur quietness there is a storm..

And behind u..

Is ur Bum..!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Santa was shopping in store.

Salesman: Sir, would u like

to use a pocket calculator?

Santa: No thanx.

I know how many pockets I have!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Likhte hai hum kisi aur k liye,

Mere dard ko tum apna mat samjhna.

Haqiqat me hum unhe chahte hai bepanah,

Ise tum mera sapna mat samjhna.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Kabhi sapne chur-chur ho jate hai,

halaat se DOST bhi dur-2 ho jate hai.

par apki yadein itne state hai

ki SMS karne par mjbur ho jate hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Zindagi ek hasin khwab he,

Har khwab ko Manzil nahi milti,

Tut kar bikhar jate he wo Rishte,

Jinhe koi Zanzir nahi milti.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dis Dear want its Bear

2 Hear wit opn Ear

n make Clear dat it cn nvr c Tear

in eye of its swtst Pear.

So, smile in top Gear

n hav no Fear while m Here!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A student attached Rs.100

Note 2 his test paper & wrote

Rs 1 for 1 mark.

Sardar checked papers

He sent him Rs81 back & wrote

U got 19 marks

Keep d change.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dosti is sumthing dat no one can hate,

Dosti is passion we can never Rate.

Dosti can happen anytime early or late,

dosti is only medicine without expiry date.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Aaj meri ankh se 1 ansu nikl aaya,

Mene pucha tu bahr kyo aya to usne btaya.

Koi in ankho me itna hai smaya,

k mai chahkar b jagah na bna paya.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

True but funny fact

A Girl worries abt her future til

she gets a husband

But a boy never worries about his

future until he gets a wife.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Har nazar ko 1 nigah ka hak hai,

har nur ko 1 aah ka hak hai.

hum bhi dil lekar aaye hai es duniya me,

hume bhi to 1 gunah karne ka hak hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

To b kind is more important dan 2 b right.

Sometimes,wat a person needs

is not a brilliant mind dat speaks,

but a compassionate heart dat feels

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Koi sham aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,

koi sham jati hai tumhari yaad dekar.

hume to us sham ka intejar hai,

Jo aaye tumhe Saath lekar.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sirf chahane se mulakat nahi hoti,

suraj ke sath raat nahi hoti.

hum jise chahte hai,jaan se bhi zyada,

samne hote huve bhi baat nahi hoti.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

PLEDGE of college boys:

India

is my nation.

Gals r my destination.

Datin is my occupation.

Sightin is my profession.

In between,

wht d hell is dis Education!!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Usko Bas Itna Bata Dena,

Itna Aasaan Nahi Hain Tumhe Bhula Dena.

Teri Yaadein bhi Tere Jaisi Hi Hain,

Unhein Aata Hai Bas Rula Dena.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Guzre lamho pe na aasu bahao,

jo waqt pada h us par vijay pao.

khuda nahi khud insan apni taqdir banata h,

jeet usi ki hoti h jo pathar pe lakir banata

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mohabbat se hamain kya umeed hoti hai,

Mohabbat to beumeed hoti hai.

Chahate hai jine hum jaan se bhi zyada,

Bewafai unhi se to naseeb hoti hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

The Janaza Of Mehboob Nikla

From The Gali Of Mehboba

With Lots Of Zor Shor.

The Mehbuba Jhannki From The Door

And Boli "MAR GYA HARAMKHOR"

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mausam badla aur Thand ho gayi,

Aapke msg ke bina zindagi berang ho gayi.

Aap hame bhool gaye kya,

Ya phir free Sms ki scheme band ho gayi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Son 2 papa: Papa 5 or 5

Kitne Hote Hein

papa: Ullu Ke Pathe, Gadhe,

Nalayk, Beshram. Tujhe

Kuch Nahi Aata.

Main batata hu.

Ja Ander Se Calculatr la

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Distance between two hearts

is not an obstacle.

Rather a beautiful reminder

of just how strong true love can be.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Zndgi ki Raho Me Aise Mod B Ate He,

Sawan K Sath Yaha Patzad b Ate He.

Aasuo K Sagr Me Moti B Mlte He,

jo unhe dhund lete he wo zndgi G lete he.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Is barsat me hum bheeg jayenge,

Dil me tamana k fool khil jayenge.

Agr Dil kare milne ko to dilse yaad karna,

BARSAT bankar hm baras jayenge.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Dil jo tuta to fariyad karoge aap,

Hm jo chle gaye to yad kroge aap.

Aaj to kehte ho WAQT NAHI h,

per 1 din hmare liye wqt se fariyd kroge aap.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Attitude is a Little thing

which makes a big diffrence like..

I am not the best,

but I am not like the rest.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

ScHoOl ReLaTeD MoViEs:-

Xams:WELCOME

Class:DHOOM

Ques. Paper:RAAZ

Chit:MAJBOOR

Marks:ASAMBHAV

Final Xam: MURDER

FAIL: YE TO HONA HI THA

Pass: CHAMATKAR

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

It's always good to compromise only when,

the other side understands ur feelings.

but its not good to bend so much

that u loose ur existence.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

When u don't get what u expected,

when unexpected problems come to u,

what does it mean?

It means,

u are moving ahead

faster than u expected.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wo suraj ki tarah aag ugalte rahe,

Hm musafir safar pe hi chalte Rahe,

Wo beete waqt the,unhe aana n tha,

Ham sari raat karwat badalte rahe.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Life iz like cotton.

Don't make it heavier

by sinking it in Water of Sorrows,

but make it lighter

by letting it blow in Wind of Joy!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?

Tom:Tht wud be terrible.

Sir:Why?

Tom:There wll be another chapter

in our history book

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Unhone Humein Aazmakar Dekh Liya,

Ik Dhokha Humne Bhi Kha Kar Dekh Liya.

Kya Hua Hum Huye Jo Udaas,

Unhone To Apna Dil Behla ke dekh liya.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Pyar Ki Kali Sab Ke Liye Khilti Nahi,

Chah Kar Bhi Har Ek Cheez Milti Nahi.

Sacha Pyar Kismat Se Milta Hai,

Par Har 1 Ko Aisi Kismat Milti Nahi.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Roj banta hai muqkdar mera,

Roj koi tamanna puri hoti hai,

kabhi ye dost tumbhi dil laga kar dekho,

tanhaiyo me har khawaishe puri hoti hai.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Teacher: what is ur father?

Student: I.C.S. in summer

& P.C.S. in winter

Teac: what's that?

Std: Ice cream seller in summer

& Pakoda chat seller in winter.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Be willing to trust

your instincts,

especially if you

cannot find

answers elsewhere"

- Brian Koslow

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

3 FACTS OF LIFE-

1.V make dem Cry who nvr Care 4 us.

2.V Cry 4 dem who nvr Care 4 us.

3.V Care 4 dem who nvr Cry 4 us.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mohabat k Talash me Pyar Na Mila,

Dubti Hui Naav Ko Kinara Na Mila.

Kuch Log Thode Achhe Zarur Lage,

Magar Tumse Achha Koi Yaar Na Mila.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A beautiful saying

"Words R under ur control

until U speak them,

but U come under their control

once U have spoken them!!"

THINK...

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wat is sms?

1 Rasta hai dil ki baat batane ka

1 Zariya hai apni yaad dilane ka

1 Sathi hai gum ko bhulane ka &

1 Tarika hai rishta nibhane ka.

Best collection shayri

Thursday 29 December 2011

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